Skummy

How exactly did we come to a point as a culture where Transformers is lame but My Little Pony is popular?

I hate when old bands are awesome. "Layla" by Derek & The Dominos is seriously ruining my perception of my elders as stogy old coots.

Why do I have to share intials with jth1981? I'd rather be related to mph.

got an e-mail from a customer wishing me well in my future endeavours.

got an e-mail from a customer wishing me well in my future endeavours.

got an e-mail from a customer wishing me well in my future endeavours.

Suspicious Vocoder Ellis.

So, I just a CD I got in 1998 called "The Best Bands Of The Next Century". It features Terrorivsion, A, Vast, Wilt and The Paradise Motel. I hope whoever put it together got fired.

We still have no definitive answer as to who refs the matches when you have no refs. How will any of us sleep at night?

Woah, never noticed this before. Sup fuckers!

I'm all for replacing verbs with wrestler names....I have a feeling this will be very Arn Anderson.

Whoever decided to include Richard Herring and Stewart Lee as writers in an EWR scenario deserves a medal.

Just reminded of Owen Hart's Black Hart promos. They were a lot like the promo where Edwin becomes the Black Adder.

Wow, got tons of postive feedback for my Shimmer diary. mostly of the milk related kind. Fucking Typos.

It's okay to be a fan of Zack Ryder. It's NOT okay to bring him up in every fucking discussion ever. People aren't hating on him "because it's cool now", they're criticising him because he's a career jobber being treated like the second coming because he came up with a load of cute catchphrases and panders to internet idiocy.

Who's Zack Ryder?

I've figured out how to solve the problem of fat kids in this country. In High School merge the girls and boys locker rooms. That'll get alot of guys taking more than their one required semester of gym for sure.

Also, Samoa Joe tweeted me. +1 more famous person I'm rubbing shoulders with.

I've figured out how to solve the problem of fat kids in this country. In High School merge the girls and boys locker rooms. That'll get alot of guys taking more than their one required semester of gym for sure.

Ugh, fuck you Matt Hardy, I'm gonna go read a book now that its confirmed you're full of shit.

AirBoom, guys. AirBoom.

This is also an incredibly long and verbose status update. I'd like to think that by the end of it I'd have managed to say something profound and insightful, but it's not likely to happen. You've probably realised this by now but you can't stop reading this drivel, can you? Go on stop, I dare you, will you risk missing out on a potential pearl of wisdom? Well, you know what, congratulations if you've made it this far, at least you've learn't from this that you ...

There's more to life then bitches and battleaxes.

There's more to life then bitches and battleaxes.

Watching a WWE Stream featuring all 2003 shows....I really flogging miss Brock Lesnar