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For any Arsenal fans, or other premiership fans who haven't seen Aliaksander Hleb. Check this out. Showing you what kind of player he is. Really good with both feet, and interestingly lots of his play that he produces comes down the left hand side.

Wedding Crashers: 8/10 It got bad reviews in places, but I loved it. Vince Vaughn, Owen Wilson and Will Ferell are all fucking legends. The night rape scene is comedic gold, I was pissing myself. Windtalkers: 4/10 What the fuck? Really unrealistic, Cage kills about 40 Japanese soldiers every action scene, since when would that ever happen? Parts of it were good, the story is good, but most of it is just ridiculous.

Final Destanation 2. Showgirls. Both the evil Jack Frost films. (What.the.fuck?)

Well, he is looking for a keeper. I don't expect him to sign a replacement for Vieira. I think he will play Hleb there, because I don't see where else he will play. Ljungberg had a good season last year if you remember and he shouldn't be dropped. Playing Hleb with Gilberto could work a treat, like playing Keane and Scholes did for United.

He also said that Henry and Vieira were going to Madrid. He speaks a lot of shit. But, it is a possibility. Tis Baptista thing is jsut annoying because he said a while back he wanted to stay, then he made a come and get me plea to us and Utd. Then he said he is talking with Barca, then Wenger basciually says that Baptista said he wants to join us and now he is saying he will stay put. I want this saga to end already. If he stays there this season, he will leave for fuck all next season so it is in Sevilla's best interest to sell him now, and I think they will.

I have heard that if Milan got Gilardino, that is going to pave the way for Shevchenko to move to Chelski. But I doubt it.

Usually I play on the left hand side of midfield, either there or on the other wing. I prefer the left, even though I am right footed, I always drift inside. I got that of Robert Pires, he is my inspiration really so I tend to watch him carefully in games. Another reason is that I am fairly fast and being on the wing allows to use it.

Saviola is very overated in my opinion. He joined Barcelona for something ridiculous, like £25m I think and didn't really live up to the price, so they flogged him to Monaco, where he didn't do that great either. I also think he would be too lightweight for Premiership football. Plus, he said a while back that he was not too keen on moving to England.

I am a bit skeptical as to whether or not Tottenham actually have made a bid or not. He might just be another brilliant player in a long, long, long, long list that "nearly signed". I mean, moving to them would be a step down from Sevilla.

About the Mourinho/Fergie accusation of us running fixtures so we get easy games after European games btw, someone came up with this, since Champion's League games from 1998/99, some bloke worked out the percentage of home league games after a European game. Team Played Followed by Percentage Arsenal 64 34 home - 30 away 53% Manchester United 87 47 home - 40 away 54% Chelsea 40 22 home - 18 away 55% So yeh, Mourinho and Fergies usual blabber.

I think Cole will leave next summer. I am 90% sure of that. Also, because Almunia has broken his finger, looks as though this has forced Wenger into looking for a keeper seeing as we would have to play Mannone or Howard for our first two European games. I have seen Westerveld linked, apparently he rejected though because he doesn't want to play second fiddleto Lehmann. Another is Kiely, I wouldn't mind him as a short term solution tbh, we could do a lot worse. But I want Isaksson, he would be quality.

I think Baptista would also prefer to stay at Sevilla for another year too than join Tottenham, at least he would be playing in Europe.

Yeh, I don't want Anelka back either. He was so fucking brilliant back then, he really was, he could have been huge if he stayed, but oh well. We made a £22m profit from him.

This Baptista business is pissing me off. But to be honest, he is not going to join Tottenham when he knows Barca and Arsenal both badly want him. I want this summer to end, this Baptista thing has gone on far too long. But Wenger's quotes today interested me when he said: That to me sounds as if Baptista has said he wants to join because since then Wenger has increased his offer. But ffs just offer tham £17m and that is enough. Die summer, die.

Someone needs to do a diary.

SWP is an idiot. Unless he just wants the money. Cole, SWP, Duff and Robben, yeh that is impressive, but ffs, all those players need to be playing every week. And now Mourinho still wants Essien, too many midfielders, it is a joke and this could be a bad, bad decision from SWP if he goes. He is better off staying where he is.

WWF No Mercy (N64) Super Mario 64 (N64) Football Manager 2005 (PC) Shining Force II (Mega Drive) Zelda: Ocarina of Time (N64) Goldeneye (N64) Top Spin (XBox) Brothers in Arms (XBox) PES4 (XBox) GTA: San Andreas (XBox) There you go, in no real order. Except that Shining Force II is probably my favourite of all time.

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Holy shit, I always used to play this game. Years ago, it is awesome. I didn't really get most of it, I just bombed countries all the time, twas fun. I am going to download it again.

Henry is always shouting at players, all the time. And he always gives people who don't pass when a player is in a better position a really dirty look. And when he is pissed off he does his mad charge to get the ball from inside our own half, I love it when he does that, it is awesome. He will make a fantastic skipper. Also, Pascal Cygan can fuck off. Hleb scored on his debut. And we have Phillipe Cristanval or however you spell his name on trial, I remember when he had so much potential but never ever fulfilled it, wouldn't be a terrible signing if we did sign him. He is better than Cygan.

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Please don't ask to talk to us. I don't want us spending £25m on someone we really don't need. That £25m could be split for four new players, defenders, a keeper and a central midfielder. Let him go rot at Chelsea. Who is going to be dropped? Duff? Robben?

Wow, I never realised how ugly Vanessa is.

Thats crap. Why would we flog our best defender trying to replace one world class player? That means we would have to go and buy another world class centre back, what are we then going to try and get Milan to part with Nesta by offering Henry? Why would we have gone through all that trouble getting Sol to sign a new deal only to flog him. I don't want Jenas at all. £20m is a fucking joke anyway, he is worth £5m tops, if he wasn't English he would probably be cheaper. Like SWP, worth £10-12m tops. Not more than £20m.

Why do they need to include an option to rip off women's clothes? Seriously. It is like the bra and panties match, I find it a stupid addition as I have only ever used it once when I first played it, and then never again. Do people seriously get excited about computer characters with no clothes?