Mick

Just a heads-up: That coffee we gave you earlier had fluorescent calcium in it so we can track the neuronal activity in your brain. There's a slight chance the calcium could harden and vitrify your frontal lobe. Anyway, don't stress yourself thinking about it. I'm serious. Visualizing the scenario while under stress actually triggers the reaction.

Kippers for breakfast, Aunt Helga? Is it St. Swithun's Day already? 

Maybe it's the beer talking Marge but you got a butt that won't quit. They got those big chewy pretzels here merJanthfgrr...... five dollars??!!!? Get outta here! 

Merry Christmas! Shitter was full!

Mrs. Jacoby in human form, do you see?

Mrs. Leeds in human form, do you see?

Mrs. Jacoby changing, do you see?

Mrs. Leeds changing, do you see?

Mrs. Jacoby reborn, do you see?

Mrs. Leeds reborn, do you see?

My crotch is itchy...

Now, at the start of the evening, Yvette was here, by herself, waiting to offer you all a glass of champagne. I was in the hall....I know because I was there.

People think I'm crazy, 
'Cause I worry all the time. 
If you paid attention you'd be worried, too. 

You better pay attention, or this world we love so much might just kill you. 

Quick update on all those pods we were finding in broom closets. Apparently some alien monster was body-snatching board members and spawning Communist replicas. The allegorical threat level on this one's through the roof. Actual threat level's pretty non-existent, though, so we've decided not to do anything about it. If the worst this thing can do is gestate glassy-eyed Yes Men, I say bring it on, Bug-Eyes. I got a whole list of troublemakers you can pod up any time you like.

Radiant cool, crazy nightmares, Zen New Jersey nowhere.

SPACEBALLS THE RECENT STATUS UPDATE

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The King took his head.

Left him broken and dead.

THE!

This is pitiful. A thousand people freezing their butts off waiting to worship a rat. What a hype. Groundhog Day used to mean something in this town. They used to pull the hog out, and they used to eat it. You're hypocrites, all of you!

This stuff's made in New York City!

Valyrian woman! Stay away from me.

Valyrian woman! Mama let me be.

We know a remote farm in Lincolnshire, where Mrs. Buckley lives; every July, peas grow there.

We've got to move these refrigerators, 
We've got to move these color TVs...

What are the rules? 

What was I laughing at now? ...Oh yes, that crippled Irishman! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

YANG CHAS SOLO CHONE WOOKIEE!

Yeah, yeah, I got it. Ninja-style, right. COME OUT, YOU OLD BASTARD!

YES. I'M FUCKING DEAF!

You have three days. If my twenty billion dollars are not delivered by then, the hostages will die, and the world will hold you responsible!