Mick
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You load sixteen tons what do you get?
Another day older and deeper in debt-
Saint Peter don't you call me, 'cuz I can't go... I owe my soooooooul to the company stoooooore.
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I was born one mornin' when the sun didn't shine
I picked up my shovel and I walked to the mine
I loaded 16 tons of number nine coal
And the straw boss said, "Well, a-bless my soul"-
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I also get buckling knees, cripping back pain, and sprained ankles.
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You may be a man. You may be a leprechaun. But one things for sure...you're in the wrong basement. I'm gonna see if you bleed green.
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Oh, in case you got covered in that repulsion gel, here's some advice that the lab boys gave me: DO NOT get covered in the repulsion gel.
We haven't entirely nailed down what element it is yet, but I'll tell you this: It's a lively one, and it does NOT like the human skeleton.
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Stop it, please, for God's sake, please stop it. There's no more time! Please stop it. Stop it now. Turn it off! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! STOP IT!
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:@ @ Teachers letting the class out early. I'M PAYING FOR THIS CLASS, DAMINT :@.
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...the garage and water from the sprinkler. It also left a man's decapitated body lying on the floor, next to his own severed head. A head which at this time has no name.
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'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, except... the four assholes coming in the rear in standard two-by-two cover formation.
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There's a uh, big machine in the sky, some kind of, I dunno, electric snake, coming straight at us.
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A Slime draws near! Command?
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Machismo attempts to flee! BUT THE ENEMY BLOCKS THE WAY! Command?
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FAP.
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Benji casts Fap! No effect! Slime attacks! Benji takes 1 damage! Command?
