Mick

FLAMMMMMMMMMM~!!!!!ONEii~!

Forget the squirrel and get the fire extinguisher!

FREE DOM

FREE ELLIS!

From now on the baby sleeps in the crib.

From the dawn of time we came; moving silently down through the centuries, living many secret lives, struggling to reach the time of the Gathering; when the few who remain will battle to the last. No one has ever known we were among you...until now.

FUCK RUDOLPH.

Fucking Quintana...that creep can roll, man. 

FUCKING. SPOILERS.

Fushta!

General Kala — Flash Gordon approaching.

General Kala, Flash Gordon approaching.

Generic WWE Diary where Vince dies, I win the Lotto and buy the company, and fire Triple H, coming in 2013!

Girls have a penis, boys have a vagina.

GO LOCAL PRO AND/OR COLLEGE TEAM!

Godlessness. Let me say that again. Godlessness. It wasn't the war they started, it wasn't the plauge, *they* created, it was JUDGMENT.

Good evening. As a duly-designated representative of the City, County and State of New York, I order you to cease any and all supernatural activity and return forthwith to your place of origin, or to the next convenient parallel dimension.

Good idea: Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra. Bad idea: Shaka, when the walls fell.

Good Idea: Dressing as a ghost for Halloween. Bad Idea: Dressing as a ghost in South-Central Detroit.

Good Idea: Dressing as a ghost for Halloween.

Good idea: Eating a Tic-tac before a date. Bad idea: Eating a thumb tack before a date.

Good idea: Going on the most intense roller coaster ever made. Bad idea: Going on Mr. Bone's Wild Ride

Good idea: Having last night's leftovers for dinner. Bad idea: Having last year's leftovers for dinner.

Good idea: Having sex with your girlfriend. Bad idea: Having sex with your girl's friend.

Good idea: Helping your Uncle Jack off a horse. Bad idea: Helping your uncle jack off a horse.