Noah
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The quality of spambots is terrible these days
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I missed my chance to buy some fit-flops. I'm waiting for that bot to come around again.
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That Angry Birds website is awesome.
Actual quote from that site:
"How to play Angry Birds Golden Eggs?
Angry Birds Online is a game of skill where the player must knock off nice pig. For this purpose, has a special sling and shoots her title birds (Birds). Are they mad? Judge for yourself:)
The birds certainly have reason to be angry because their eggs wykradły mumps. To retrieve it Angry Birds must break all the pigs."
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Okay, just laughed out loud at " because their eggs wykradły mumps"
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The Royal penis is clean, your highness.
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Oh, there they go. There they go, every time I start talkin' 'bout boxing, a white man got to pull Rocky Marciano out they ass. That's their one, that's their one. Rocky Marciano! Rocky Marciano! Let me tell you something, once and for all-Rocky Marciano was good; but compared to Joe Louis, Rocky Marciano ain't shit!
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The temple above us was the wonder of the ancient world. Bisonopolis shall be the wonder of my world. But I think the food court should be larger. All the big franchises will want in.
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There ain't no grave can hold Sousa down.
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Then I guess we'll skip using a grave.
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Sousa will wish he'd stopped Kaney in 2012 soon enough.
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I don't understand, why is my house surrounded by 8-year-olds with machine guns?
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There's an interesting story behind this nickel. In 1957, I remember it was, I got up in the morning and made myself a piece of toast. I set the toaster to three, medium brown
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There's an interesting story behind this nickel. In 1957, I remember it was, I got up in the morning and made myself a piece of toast. I set the toaster to three, medium brown
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This is a thousand monkeys working at a thousand typewriters. Soon, they will have written the greatest novel known to man. [reading] "It was the best of times, it was the 'blurst' of times"? You stupid monkey!
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This status message is locked for being much too silly
