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  1. Noah

    If @HarshMillennium isn't actually harsh, does that mean @The Handsome Luchadore isn't actually handsome?

    It's still real to me damn it. :crying:

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    2. Draevyn

      Draevyn

      No, it just means he's not really a luchadore.

    3. Sousa

      Sousa

      I'm not so USA or even very USA at all.

    4. Rocky

      Rocky

      Don't let Srar catch you saying that.

  2. Noah

    If only Bobby Lashley was a Bartholomew Higgins Jones guy, he'd be the world's biggest name in wrestling.

  3. Noah

    If Vince Russo booked ICW fat Morales would end up being Ruki.

    1. Draevyn

      Draevyn

      Everyone knows Ruki is not Mexican!

    2. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      Neither is Fat Morales, he's British. Darn game-generated workers with their screwed up names not fitting their nationalities.

  4. Noah

    In my stalking of @The Handsome Luchadore I noticed that he was stalking @The EVIL Overlord

    1. Schlitzbrille

      Schlitzbrille

      You never put a ring on it. :pervert:

  5. Noah

    In Soviet EWB, the like button Handsome Luchadores you!

  6. Noah

    In the race for the coveted 4th place spot, in the weekly EWB Popularity League, @Skummy is barely keeping ahead of @WE'VE GOT AMOND!.

    @Benji is still the runaway league leader though.

    Questions have to be asked about the poor performance of pre-season favourite @The Handsome Luchadore though.

    1. Rich

      Rich

      I didn't even know there was a race....

  7. Noah

    It seems Ivan Koloff has now died.

    Man it's been a bad couple of days for wrestling deaths. :(

  8. Noah

    Knife Sachez > Addison Roosevelt

    1. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      How dare you misspell Knife Sanchez

    2. Noah

      Noah 

      Me están apuñalando
  9. Noah

    Lineker has only started 2 of the 5 most recent topics.

    Stop actually doing your job and get back to what you do best.

    1. Lineker

      Lineker

      I can a sure you that I'm not actually doing my job.

    2. Plubby

      Plubby

      Attaboy.

  10. Noah

    Maybe Lint will watch us?

  11. Noah

    Maybe we have to face up to the fact that I'm just no good for you? :(

  12. Noah

    MONEY TO BURN BABY

    1. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      Why do you need money to burn a baby? You monster! :shifty:

  13. Noah

    My last 5 likes in a row have come from @The Handsome Luchadore

    :wub: you.

    1. Lineker

      Lineker

      He's definitely awake and online.

    2. Schlitzbrille

      Schlitzbrille

      This is implying there is a time besides sleep or work when I'm not here. <_<

       

       

       

      :wub:

  14. Noah

    Neville and Fat Morales, dream team.

    1. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      Makes perfect sense, they're both cruiserweights, they're both from England, they're both fat and neither of them has worked in months.

  15. Noah

    North Dakota smells funny.

  16. Noah

    Paul Gross, Canada's greatest national treasure.

    1. Noah

      Noah

       

    2. Benji

      Benji

      Brendan Fraser is disappointed, but understands that all people are entitled to their opinions, and he wishes you a great day.

  17. Noah

    ROB VAN DAM

    1. Schlitzbrille

      Schlitzbrille

      *BOODLELOODLELOODLELOODLE*
      THE WHOLE F'N SHOW

    2. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      Who will challenge him???

  18. Noah

    Ruki sat on EWB and broke it.

    1. Ace

      Ace

      The joke wasn't funny on Facebook, and it isn't funny here. 🙄

    2. Noah

      Noah

      I disagree, it's even funnier here.

  19. Noah

    Rusty Brooks is no Jeff Brooks.

  20. Noah

    So if I have the last posts in both the dome and the cube does that mean I control the creative control section and therefore have creative control over my EWB contract?

    1. C-MIL

      C-MIL

      It means you have to pick a side or risk being shunned by both villages.

  21. Noah

    So who has been challenging Nathan Jones lately?

    1. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      No one, he's been on vacation or in jail or something

      Nah, just been doing some work on the website that's been put off too long and is taking longer than expected. I wanted to actually do Fabulous February Fight Fest in February for once (now I'm only booking 11 months in the future instead of 12 or more), but a lot of stuff came up. It will be coming very soon along with the next I-3 Title Electorate, so stay tuned, same EWB time, same EWB chan---err, forum.

       

  22. Noah

    Sometimes you want to go, where everybody hates your face

  23. Noah

    Steve Blackman is no Jerry Flynn.

  24. Noah

    That is the best offer I've had in the last 16 years.

  25. Noah

    The nerve of JTH thinking he has the right to a life outside the ryland effect section.

    We don't not pay you to comment on wrestling, we not pay you to tell us 'Who can challenge Michael Tarver?'

    1. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      Knife Sanchez gave me permission to travel outside The Ryland Effect. Take it up with him.

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