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ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster

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  1. Le Tour de France, is tonight the night Mark Cavendish becomes the winningest rider in tour history?

    I'm sure there were Cav fans in these here parts

    1. ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster

      ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster

      I've watched most stages live (now that I work from home I can have it on as I work). Enjoying Cav's renaissance and hoping he wins in Paris tomorrow. Desperately wanted Pogacar to lose the yellow jersey, but he was just too strong sadly.

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  2. It's been years since we had an EWB top 50 celeb crushes list. Are we really so mature now?

    Top 50 magazine coupons perhaps.

    1. ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster

      ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster

      50 things I've forgotten more of in my time than you've ever learnt.

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  3. It's been years since we had an EWB top 50 celeb crushes list. Are we really so mature now?

    Top 50 magazine coupons perhaps.

  4. this place has always needed cricket, said CSAMH.. but it was Chris2K, who thought it was a good idea

  5. Would Fan Fiction go in The Cube?

    1. ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster

      ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster

      Any creative writing that isn't EWR-based (or it's successors) is Cube.

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  6. I just applied for an apprenticeship in a music store. My musical knowledge extends to intermediate guitar and basic bass and extremely basic drums. How fucked am I?

  7. My mom invited me out to lunch today. What she neglected to mention was that the lunch was with twenty other women who were here for an all Christian conference called Women of the Word. She also introduced me as being unsaved and asked them all to pray for me.

    1. ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster

      ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster

      Lunch with 20 women is lunch with 20 women. Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

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  8. A Short History of St Patrick's Day! No green. No snakes. And booze was banned in Ireland. EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG. http://theunemployedhistorian.com/2015/03/15/a-short-history-of-st-patricks-day/

    1. ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster

      ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster

      I feel smug that I knew these things. DEFINITELY no booze.

      I still remember being surprised when I found out that the colour of Ireland was actually blue.

  9. Are there any EWBers who live in/are familiar with Tokyo? I've got questions!

  10. Are there any EWBers who live in/are familiar with Tokyo? I've got questions!

  11. So now that we've told all of our family and irl friends, I feel free to share with everyone: My wife and I are expecting a baby. Due in April. Beyond excited.

  12. Been on EWB for a few years and I still don't know how to change the skin. I want in on this orange party.

  13. I see a guy that walks through town every day that looks like Skummy. I don't know whether to be humbled or horrified.

  14. Menhirs may be found singly as monoliths, or as part of a group of similar stones. Their size can vary considerably, but their shape is generally uneven and squared, often tapering towards the top.

  15. I used to go out with a Dutch boy who had inflatable shoes. It didn't last - he popped his clogs.

  16. 3 bastard hours long, you're killing me Hammy.

    1. ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster

      ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster

      You should have gone for Gosford Park - only 2 and a quarter or so.

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  17. I curse Cloudy for making me watch a movie that's harder to find than hen's teeth.

  18. DOMO: A federal statute stipulating that marriage is the union of one man and Mr. Roboto.

    1. ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster

      ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster

      A sentence passed with both "Domo" and "Mr. Roboto". I am duty bound to utter the word "Arigato".

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  19. After posting this, I'll be leaving EWB forever. I just thought after being a part of the community since 2003 I could at least tell everyone before I walk away.

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