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For sure. It's just these shit players that are holding him down. And Berba just scored his fourth.

YES, YES, YES! First it's Berba to score his third, then a few seconds later Nani. 5-0, this is glorious.

Thank you, Chimbonda, what a pass to Berbatov. 3-0 now. This, this, this is what I've been waiting to see from us for so long. I don't care how bad Blackburn are, but we're finally stringing passes together in beautiful fashion and the finishing has been good. Let's keep 'em coming and continue to run riot. We really need it.

Well that didn't take too long. Rooney tees it up for Berba and we're one up inside two minutes.

It's amazing how great Arsenal can look at times, but then fuck up like they did against Spurs, Newcastle, Braga, etc. It's 2-0 now but it should be four, really.

It sure as hell is!

Penalty for us. Rooney time?

Berbatov was tripped in the box, clear penalty. But it was only the 2nd or 3rd minute so they didn't have the balls to give it.

Well I'll be damned, absolutely perfect results today. I have no idea what's going on at Chelsea, but I'm loving it. We should've racked up a few more goals seeing how Wigan were down to nine men for, what, 30 minutes, but who cares. We're level with Chelsea, Arsenal fucked up, Blackpool won and Bolton are in the top four - how could you not love this day?

Whoa, Bolton 4-1 up. What the hell has happened to them? And fuck Rooney, Chicharito just put us two up!

Whoever kidnapped Nani, one of our best players of the early season, could you please bring him back? Thank you.

So, Rooney comes on for Macheda to a mixed reaction. Macheda was horrible (as usual), so Rooney can't really do much worse than him. Aaaand Wigan are down to ten men. ^ make that nine.

Evraaaa! Looked shit throughout the first half, but hey, I guess this is the way this season's working out for us.

Yeah, Macheda did score our first (only after a mistake which led to Villa's second, though) and Obertan was close to winning it for us. But when Macheda starts up front, it usually means we look lacklustre and don't accomplish anything. I hope he can prove me wrong today.

He did. Oh, must've missed it then. In other news, United's line-up: Van der Sar, Evra, Ferdinand, Vidic, Rafael, Park, Carrick, Nani, Fletcher, Obertan, Macheda. Looks like we really don't want to score until another striker (and who might that be?) comes on.

Oh yes! Fabulous win for Spurs but what I really loved was to see that cunt Wenger fuming, throwing water bottles around and such. Did he even shake hands with 'Arry?

This is amazing. Please please please hold on, Spurs.

Holy shit, Koschielny, how can you miss that!?

Ahaha, Fabregas gives away the dumbest of penalties and van der Vaart slots it in! This is turning into one fabulous match.

Fuck yes, it's game on now.

Ugh, 2-0. How long has it been since Spurs have won at Arsenal? :/

So, first the London derby and then Rooney's return. Should make for an interesting day of football. I'm begging for Bale and van der Vaart to bring their A-game.

"Adebayor, Adebayor, His dad washes elephants, His mum is a whore" - Spurs & Arsenal fans Nope, no racism in English football.

lol, San Marino. It's sad when a Finn can feel sorry for other footballing countries. 7-0 and counting.

There's Bruce, Gyan, Bent, Welbeck and now this result - reasons to love Sunderland just keep on piling up.