thatshortguy
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Can I kick it?
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And another dollar goes into Lou Reed's estate.
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You got that Jimmy Dean day dream look in your eye
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Btw, capo on 2nd fret, C & F pretty much the whole way through. >_>
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Sooooo... I got stabbed last night.
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Well, I will type 'grats' in that Grifter lived to see us respond with 'grats'.
The hell, Grift? I don't need you being all Swiss Cheesed up in here. Be safe, compadre.
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Open the door, get on the floor. Everybody walk The Dinosaur!
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I'd like to think my Peter Gabriel reference earlier has led you down a classic pop rabbit hole. Even if not: boom-boom-acka-lacka-lacka-boom!
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In walked a man in the shape of a man holding a hat shaped hat
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I think it's time we bury the hatchet and rule this place.
Wait, it's still baseball season...
I hate the letters S and R! I hate the letter A twice as much! Yeah, take that, you terribly-lettered person!
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In walked a man in the shape of a man holding a hat shaped hat
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Peace, Srar. That's where it's at.
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I'm no longer a Donator, but this is Like Thread worthy: Meaconette gave birth to our second baby girl yesterday morning. Both mommy and baby are happy and healthy.
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Glad to read it, amigo. Best wishes to the four of ya.
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Well, I had a million dollars but I'd, I'd spent it all.
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...oh, if I had a million dollars...
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Well, I had a million dollars but I'd, I'd spent it all.
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That's right, all the fanciest Dijons!
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Well, I had a million dollars but I'd, I'd spent it all.
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I'd pop a cap from my fancy Dijon mustard.
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Well, I had a million dollars but I'd, I'd spent it all.
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...and that Sancho that she found.
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Well, I had a million dollars but I'd, I'd spent it all.
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Nah, I'd bring back that Hannah.
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Well, I had a million dollars but I'd, I'd spent it all.
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I mean, haven't you always wanted a monkey?
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Well, I had a million dollars but I'd, I'd spent it all.
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...I'd buy a monkey!
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Well, I had a million dollars but I'd, I'd spent it all.
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Oh, if I had a million dollars...
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Facebook reccommended I like Hall and Oats, but, I can't go for that (no can do).
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I chuckled when I saw it on Twitter, I chuckled here.
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Yeah, if there's a shortcut, that one legged fucker knows where it is. And you won't be hoppin' fences, neither.
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+1 mustache wax and t-shirt that says "One Cock at a Time"
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My 60gb fat PS3 I've had since March 07 has YLOD now. Is there any place that would buy this for like 20 bucks or should I just smash it with a hammer?
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Nah, throw it on a local trader magazine/Craigslist equivalent. Tons of people will give ya some coin for the parts.
Nuke the HDD, though, lest you have someone else get your info.
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If I was a dictator, I'd be Joseph Ballin'.
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Ask your mom, comrade, pay attention to what she says./My name is Mikhail, but ya'll call me Score-bachev.
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Srar is going for the old 'having the most active post in every forum' trick. Good luck to her!
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And despite that, she's still four posts back of Lineker for most active of the day.
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Hey. You might be a nerd... but I'd play sports with you anytime.
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You guys go! I belong here, beneath the spires of Stormwind!
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Happy 30th to Plankton, who wrote the only diary series I've read front-to-back multiple times. Give the Intergalactic Wrestling Federation a read:
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I should. "I like watching 'Girls Gone Wild' backwards, because then it looks like the girls have learned their lesson." - Dave Attell
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