Kyle

Nice little easy run ahead, you know.

I've got all of my fingers crossed.

Rafa needs to be unemployed by this time tomorrow, please. 2-0 down to Norwich is an absolute joke.

Wordle 210 6/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟨🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 That was a close one.

I'm not saying my coaching staff is full of Dutch strikers, but Ruud Van Nistelrooy is my assistant manager and I've just offered Dennis Bergkamp a coaching role. Patrick Kluivert is waiting for the phone to ring any minute.

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Wordle 207 6/6 🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟨🟩⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟨🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Got there in the end.

An interesting appointment as Russia manager following Valery Karpin getting them relegated from the Nations League.

I will personally ship you Salomon Rondon despite him still being under contract.

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Drawing Brentford in the form we're in is not ideal.

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Given how shite we've looked at times, consider me pleasantly surprised that Everton are still in the competition. Give me Dobbin starting over Rondon or Tosun in future though, please.

If I'm not posting here in a couple hours time about being disappointed about crashing out of the cups at the first opportunity, I will be shocked. Conceding in the first minute against a bottom-half Championship team.

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Wordle 200 5/6 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟨🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 I am not good at this.

I'm in my second season with Everton. Man City have a strike partnership of Haaland and Mbappe. I have similar strength with Arthur Cabral, Salomon Rondon and Tyler Roberts. Aaaaaand of course I draw them in the cup immediately after making this post. Ha ha ha I'm in danger.

DCL is back! This is not a drill! No more relying on Salomon Rondon! Still probably gonna lose!

Every international break for three years.

By all accounts, I shouldn't like this but I do. It warms my little teenage-emo-boy heart.

"I want to know why you rejected Real Madrid's offer for me" ...why would I LOAN you to Real Madrid, when you're my first-choice left back?

I'll take posts I was making five years ago that now make me sad for 200 please Alex.