Kyle

Not convinced Dele Alli is the solution to any of our problems, but it's certainly not boring.

Listen, as long as he doesn't ruin morale, freeze our best players out and insist on playing Salomon Rondon for 90 minutes a game with no goals, he's a step up. I'd have taken a cardboard cutout of Howard Kendall over Rafa though, so not saying much.

Finally an official announcement.

End of an era. A constant source of sheer frustration at how good he was for my entire time as an NFL viewer.

You and the rest of the perverts.

Not quite sure it's the best option, but we can't particularly attract the best option so I'll give him a chance.

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Oh boy, can't wait to be playing in the championship with our brand new 50k+ seat stadium. We do look better than we did under Rafa, though. I'll see how we do against Brentford before I officially call time of death.

Journalist: "What do you think of Diego Simeone's interest in your main striker?" Ruud Van Nistelrooy, Assistant Manager Extraordinaire: "I'm open to discussions" Listen pal, unless you're in your prime physical fitness and think you can bang them in, I suggest you stop trying to sell my players.

Wordle 217 3/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 That first guess terrified me.

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As someone who would class Moon Knight as one of his favourite comic book characters, I am just a tiny bit excited about this.

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Wordle 212 2/6 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Absolute guesswork. I'm stunned.

Bye Rafa, you won't be missed.

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Nice little easy run ahead, you know.

I've got all of my fingers crossed.

Rafa needs to be unemployed by this time tomorrow, please. 2-0 down to Norwich is an absolute joke.

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I'm not saying my coaching staff is full of Dutch strikers, but Ruud Van Nistelrooy is my assistant manager and I've just offered Dennis Bergkamp a coaching role. Patrick Kluivert is waiting for the phone to ring any minute.

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