Kyle

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/61629815 Chelsea's sale has been completed.

I've just checked the FPL final standings, @Brandon Cutler Fan Account gets the wooden spoon. @Stevie B wins the league, and I finish distinctly lower-mid-table after having given up halfway through the season, as is tradition.

39 goals and a 10 point deduction for Burnley would do it for them. Easy, really.

Here we go again.

An Everton fan attacking someone with a child on their person? Never seen anything like that before. https://www.theguardian.com/football/2018/jun/01/everton-fan-jailed-for-attacking-lyon-player-while-holding-toddler ...ah.

Lol, Slippy G. This joke would be much funnier if Gerrard hadn't left Rangers, I promise.

For the first time in probably my entire FM history, I've gotten to the point where my regens are Premier League quality. Probably doesn't speak volumes for my attention span.

Liverpool trying their best to take themselves fully out the title race. Well shut my mouth.

Jesus, the finish from the Chandler/Ferguson fight.

Wouldn't go that far, but I'm a lot happier with it now than I was two weeks ago.

This club is going to shorten my lifespan, I swear.

If this club could decide whether it wants to give me hope or despair, I'd really appreciate it.

If only he'd have waited to manage us until next season.

This City side do not need Haaland. Yeesh.

Can't help but feel like this is going to be an uncomfortable 90 minutes for United.

Seeing this post just after reading Mykolenko's stats for the United game makes me feel a little better about football.

Well that's a teeny tiny glimmer of hope, at least. Weird listening to a Goodison crowd being positive

Not doing it, not getting my hopes up. I would give up a kidney for Anthony Gordon, however. One of maybe three players in this team I actually have hope for.

Must have missed this release for the PS5.

I can think of a lot of Everton and Liverpool players this has happened to.

Poo. That's not ideal.

I'd say that I'd rather have Tomori in an England squad, on account of being 8 years younger and the stats not being overwhelmingly superior on Smalling's side. However, I'd rather have Smalling and Tomori than Mings and Coady either way, so I'm not going to argue with you.

Holy shit, 3 points. Absolutely crucial win.

I'd love to know what Tomori has to do to get in ahead of most of that backline.* *Other than play in the Premier League, which is presumably the only reason he isn't in ahead of the likes of Mings and Coady.