Kyle

Must have missed this release for the PS5.

I can think of a lot of Everton and Liverpool players this has happened to.

Poo. That's not ideal.

I'd say that I'd rather have Tomori in an England squad, on account of being 8 years younger and the stats not being overwhelmingly superior on Smalling's side. However, I'd rather have Smalling and Tomori than Mings and Coady either way, so I'm not going to argue with you.

Holy shit, 3 points. Absolutely crucial win.

I'd love to know what Tomori has to do to get in ahead of most of that backline.* *Other than play in the Premier League, which is presumably the only reason he isn't in ahead of the likes of Mings and Coady.

Daily Duotrigordle #14 Guesses: X/40 0️⃣9️⃣ 1️⃣3️⃣ 1️⃣4️⃣ 1️⃣5️⃣ 1️⃣6️⃣ 1️⃣7️⃣ 1️⃣8️⃣ 0️⃣4️⃣ 1️⃣0️⃣ 1️⃣9️⃣ 4️⃣0️⃣ 1️⃣2️⃣ 2️⃣0️⃣ 2️⃣1️⃣ 2️⃣2️⃣ 2️⃣3️⃣ 3️⃣1️⃣ 2️⃣4️⃣ 2️⃣5️⃣ 2️⃣6️⃣ 2️⃣7️⃣ 2️⃣9️⃣ 3️⃣8️⃣ 3️⃣0️⃣ 0️⃣2️⃣ 3️⃣2️⃣ 3️⃣3️⃣ 3️⃣4️⃣ 🟥🟥 0️⃣7️⃣ 3️⃣6️⃣ 3️⃣7️⃣ https://duotrigordle.com/ So close 😢

This City/Palace game has been super entertaining so far, even at nil-nil.

Don't even like football, me.

This is not going to be a pleasant game. We're going down if we don't sort something out quickly.

Thank fuck for that. Was starting to get concerned.

Crystal Palace vs Everton or Boreham Wood Nottingham Forest or Huddersfield vs Liverpool Middlesbrough vs Chelsea Southampton vs Manchester City ...I'd love to say that's an easy draw if we get through.

Wordle 254 1/6 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ...I got it spoiled for me.

If I'm Edouard Mendy, I'm asking for a fat wage hike after that showing by Kepa.

Jesus, this is making me anxious and I have no horse in the race.

I've genuinely only tuned in because it's going to penalties. Best part of football.

Think it's gonna be a matter of eloping, mate. Leave and never look back, all for a fleeting Brazilian fling.

I just beat Andorra 15-0 in a world cup qualifier as England. Goal thirteen was an own goal, you could not write this. I almost felt bad, even Joe Gomez was on for a hat trick by the end.

Wordle 248 4/6 ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Add me to the list of all yellow.

I'm about to secure Everton's first league title in nearly 40 years in the penultimate game of the season, meaning I get a guard of honour at the last game of the season. Against Liverpool. At Anfield.

We look much better than we did against Newcastle.

Yep, the scheduling gods hate me and me specifically.

I'm starting to think the FM scheduling gods hate me. Drew Liverpool in the third round of the league cup, beat them 2-0. My opponents for the fourth round? Man City. Piss off.

Boreham Wood in front!

Ouch, Leicester are really having a time.