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  1. The greatest hockey player, played by the most electrifying man in entertainment.

    In 'Dwayne Gretzky' the musical

  2. Now Tayne I can get into.

  3. Day 2 after having all four wisdom teeth removed, the only thing i'm happy for is that I never have to go through this shit again. 

  4. Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?

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    2. Chris2K

      Chris2K

      No it isn't mother, it's just the Northern Lights.

    3. TheSqauredCircleMessiah
    4. Chris2K

      Chris2K

      Now the combo has been broken I'd like to nominate this individual sketch as the funniest individual skit in Simpsons history.

  5. You know me Rick, I'm just too busy... staying alive!

  6. Rellik is Killer spelt backwards, Mike!

    1. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      Mike is Ekim spelt backwards, Rellik!

    2. Noah

      Noah

      Carlito spelt backwards is Nathan Jones, Mike!

  7. You think dankness is your ally, but you only adopted the dank...

  8. There has been a red card, but who is it, Chris Kamara on the sidelines...

  9. He's saltier than the dead sea, it's John Bovril Layfield!

    1. MDK

      MDK

      You can't drink a pint of Bovril 

  10. Jet fuel can't melt JOHN CENA!

  11. BABABABABABA-BEEEEEEEEEEWM!

  12. Tell me what you see Johnny Tightlips!

    1. badotori

      badotori

      Go suck a lemon.

  13. I love wearing my... New Day Crocks!

  14. Would anyone be opposed if Owens won the US Title just to slap a Maple Leaf onto it?

    1. Your Mom
    2. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      Only if he brings back the Hardcore Title and makes it the Saskatchewan Hardcore International Title, then brings back Rosey and awards it to him so we could have S.H.I.T. wearing S.H.I.T.

  15. When are WWE giving that up and comer Tera Ryzing a push?

  16. Like Randy Savage always said, Woah yes!

  17. The eater of lost adventurers, Grue-tista

  18. If we had's a dime for everytime we got's beat up as kids... We'd have zero dimes!

  19. The first victim in war is the truth, the second is Telly Savallas

  20. Ready, Down, HUT! HUT! HUT! HUT! HUT! HUT! HUT! HUT! HUT! HUT! HUT! HUT! HUT! HUT! HUT! HUT! HUT! HUT! HUT! HUT! HUT! HUT! HUT! HUT! HUT! HUT! HUT! HUT! HUT! HUT! HUT! HUT! HUT! HUT! HUT! HUT! HUT! HUT! HUT! HUT! HUT! HUT! HUT! HUT! HUT! HUT! HUT! HUT! HUT! HUT! HUT! HUT! HUT! HUT...

  21. Omaha! Omaha! Omaha! Omaha! Omaha!

    1. Schlitzbrille

      Schlitzbrille

      JUST HIKE THE BALL ALREADY PEYTON.

    2. Sousa

      Sousa

      somewhere in middle america

    3. JasonM

      JasonM

      Omaha, Guatamala?

  22. It's the return of the sentient wrestling vacuum cleaner, Dyson KITT

  23. About to watch Walking Tall

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