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  1. JasonM

    You don't like, what you think you like... You like, What I tell you to like!

  2. JasonM

    Don't forget to check out Basketball Roots 20xx-20xx in The Cube, sign-ups for future seasons are still open!

  3. JasonM

    Sources have told us that Vince was iridescent in rage when he heard the news.

    1. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      Translucent with fury.

  4. JasonM

    The moment you realise Kwame Brown earned 64M playing basketball in his career, and I can't even get a job...

    1. Red Devil-Taker316

      Red Devil-Taker316

      In his defense, he is top 1000 in the world in his field most likely.

  5. JasonM

    Don't you just hate it when you have a day off, you WANT to get up early to maximise the day, and yet your body goes ''Fuck you, I'm staying down till 1 in the afternoon"...

    1. Naitch

      Naitch

      I get that almost every Thursday and I don't even have the entire day off.

    2. Mick

      Mick

      Fuck no!

    3. EddieG

      EddieG

      Who the fuck wants to get up early on their day off?

  6. JasonM

    Mister Gorbachev, TURN DOWN FOR WHAT!

  7. JasonM

    60% of the time, it works all the time.

  8. JasonM

    0118 999 88199 9919 725 3

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    2. gunnar hendershow

      gunnar hendershow

      Jenny I've got your number. I need to make you mine.

    3. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      25 or 6 to 4

    4. Benji

      Benji

      0-1-8-1-811-81-81!

  9. JasonM

    Max Power! That's the man whose name you'd love to touch, but you mustn't touch!

    1. Chris2K

      Chris2K

      Kids, from now on there are three ways of doing things; the right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power way

  10. JasonM

    Hurt me snake!

  11. JasonM

    Lunchlady Doris, hae yae got'ny grease?

    1. Sousa

      Sousa

      Yes. Yes we do.

    2. JasonM

      JasonM

      THEN GREASE ME UP WOMAN!

    3. Sousa

      Sousa

      ...........okie dokie.

  12. JasonM

    Grove Street, Home... At least it was before I fucked everything up...

    1. EddieG

      EddieG

      Where's the like button?

    2. Schlitzbrille

      Schlitzbrille

      Follow the damn train to find it.

  13. JasonM

    Hey Guys, Schmidt has been fucking the captains daughter!

  14. JasonM

    GO METABEE!

    1. Slogger

      Slogger

      and me Mr. Referee will act as referee so no one gets hurt!

  15. JasonM

    This sentence is false

    1. Rocky

      Rocky

      So true.

  16. JasonM

    It's all Ogre now!

  17. JasonM

    I prefer the littlest big man, over biggest little man...

  18. JasonM

    Not even Earth, Wind, and Fire could master all four elements.

  19. JasonM

    A wise man once said... SPACESHIPS!!!

  20. JasonM

    Happier than Dikembe Mutombo blocking a shot.

  21. JasonM

    No Luke... Jar-Jar IS your father!

    1. Mick

      Mick

      Ah, you caught today's Maury too, huh?

  22. JasonM

    A diamond car, with the platinum wheels.

  23. JasonM

    Tonight we are retconning the apocalypse!

  24. JasonM

    Do you wanna build a snowmaaaaan?

    1. Schlitzbrille

      Schlitzbrille

      C'mon let's go and play....

  25. JasonM

    Everyone can relax! Gambit has returned...

    1. Noah

      Noah

      ASSASSIN!

    2. JasonM

      JasonM

      Dammit Bishop!

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