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JasonM

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  1. Cute Kip in a hot dog eating contest, he was the smoking gunn... *pew*

    1. Sousa

      Sousa

      Perhaps the same could be said of ALL religions!

  2. I am a generous god, that's why I gave you people both practice and Qualifying sessions of the Malaysia GP. Go check them out... Like now! http://www.ewbattleground.com/index.php/topic/93707-the-tale-of-an-f1-enfant-terrible/?view=getnewpost

  3. My new movie is called Let's Get silly!

  4. Follow the story of the best F1 Driver since Pastor Maldonado and Yuji Ide! http://www.ewbattleground.com/index.php/topic/93707-the-tale-of-an-f1-enfant-terrible/

    1. Lineker

      Lineker

      Oh god, Yuji Ide...

  5. Decide who ultimate pay-driver James Thompson will drive for in the upcoming F1 diary! http://www.ewbattleground.com/index.php/topic/93702-the-tale-of-an-f1-enfant-terrible-poll-thread/

  6. I see trees of green, red roses too!

    1. maurosdelca

      maurosdelca

      I see them bloom, for me and you!

  7. Some say that three isn't enough... Others say that he needs five... All we know is, he's called Stig E. Langston!

  8. We are going to steal... THE MOOOON!

    1. Noah

      Noah

      When we got adopted by a bald guy, I thought this would be more like Annie.

  9. I am an anarchist!

    1. The Lusophone

      The Lusophone

      I think you can get a shot for that...

  10. We are going to build a monorail!

    1. Mick

      Mick

      I hear those things are awfully loud.

  11. I will build my empire next to the sea, so I can laugh from my throne as my enemies drown!

  12. Reminds me of the time Skummy got kicked out of the BET awards...

  13. I sense a great disturbance in the force, as if a million smarks scream in terror and suddenly get silenced... (yeah i'm late, bite me...)

    1. Tyrone

      Tyrone

      Ya want some? Come get some. Ya don't like me? Bite me.

    2. Plubby

      Plubby

      They weren't silenced. They were audibly OUTRAGED that one guy was on the pay per view but NOT THE PART THEY WANTED HIM TO BE.

    3. Plubby

      Plubby

      (PS: This was "insulting" to some people. I AM PERSONALLY INSULTED THAT DANIEL BRYAN WAS NOT IN THE RUMBLE AFTER HAVING A THIRTY MINUTE MATCH.)

  14. Forget it Jake, it's funky town...

  15. Las Vegas. A city built on hot sand, broken dreams and $5 lobster. A city where you can get a happy ending, if you pay a little extra. A city home to a sporting event greater than the World Cup, World Series and World War II combined.

    1. Gazz

      Gazz

      Live tonight on ESPN 8 'The Ocho'

  16. Well, I turned into Margarine...

  17. We sell knives at 11:30, everybody knows that...

  18. Will Santa challenge Carlito?

  19. Dem Feels bro, Dem Feels.

  20. It's Tricky to rock a rhyme to rock a rhyme that's right on time it's tricky!

    1. Sousa

      Sousa

      IT'S TRICKY TRICKY TRICKY

  21. Well who's that writin'?

    1. Walker

      Walker

      John the Revelator

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