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JasonM

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  1. Vote iDol for memetic badass of EWB

  2. Trying to get a mate of mine into MMA. What is the best event to show him? (Preferably something from the past couple of years.)

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    2. Chris2K

      Chris2K

      If you want an entertaining whole show then the Fuel and FX shows tend to have more exciting fights, and as he's new he won't know that all of the fighters have no name value.

    3. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      It's not recent, but I'd start with Bonnar v Griffin I.

    4. Beefus of Bethesda
  3. My name is Mark... And I am smart.

  4. This new board meme of having it be suspended every half a week is really starting to wear thin.

  5. Geth, Not even once.

    1. Benji

      Benji

      Does this unit have a bowl?

  6. In Soviet Russia, Genocide kills you... If you are a political opponent in some shape or form...

    1. KONGO

      KONGO

      Are you implying that in America, you kill genocide?

  7. The fear I see when I look in your eyes...

  8. ITS THE ANIMAL!!! BARISTA!

    1. Lint

      Lint

      I FROTH FOR HOURS ALL THIS MILK FOR LATTES!

    2. DAMO966

      DAMO966

      BASKETRALLS DONT ROLD GRUDGES

  9. What's this all aboot, Eh?

    1. brenchill

      brenchill

      LMAO... CANADIANS, RIGHT?

  10. Shareef don't like it. Lock the Taskbar, Lock the Taskbar

  11. For Christmas I want to hug Charles Barkley

    1. King Ellis
    2. SlicedBread

      SlicedBread

      "You ain't Charles Barkley, you just a wannabe who looks like him!"

    3. Slogger
  12. Hey dude, if you are doing the 2k13 association on PC I can really suggest using custom draft classes. They are much better and won't have 5 80+ rookies from the get go who wreck the entire dynamic.

  13. No spoilers. But TLC is the best fucking PPV of 2012. Everyone who hasn't seen it, watch a fucking rerun of it!

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    2. Red Devil-Taker316

      Red Devil-Taker316

      Being there live was incredible.

    3. Noah

      Noah

      I don't have to do what you tell me to!

    4. MannyIsBallin
  14. Science, Speech and Barter

    1. TEOL

      TEOL

      Who tags Science? Science is lame.

    2. Olive the other Jiberdeer

      Olive the other Jiberdeer

      I've never upgraded, let alone tagged, Science in any game I've ever played.

    3. KONGO

      KONGO

      Guns, Guns, Guns

  15. I will be debuting my hip new finishing move. ''The -5 stars Frog Splash"

    1. Whtie Dolphin

      Whtie Dolphin

      A frog splash of the same caliber of Roberts/Neidhart v Yokozuna/Bundy? Yikes.

  16. Fucking Indie Darlings, a new way of making porn.

  17. Can someone please explain to me how fucking some other broad makes you less effective commanding armed forces?

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    2. JasonM

      JasonM

      That sir, is one amazing pun.

    3. Mick

      Mick

      Officers and especially flag officers are held to a higher standard.

    4. whiskers

      whiskers

      I think, in theory, if your own spouse cannot trust you, how can the country do it? Agree with it or not, I think that's why it's in the books.

  18. I was planning on going out and getting that new shooter tonight. What was it called again? Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare?

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    2. Braeden
    3. SESbb30

      SESbb30

      dr. mario : marios revenge?

    4. KONGO

      KONGO

      It's Mary Kate & Ashley's Sweet 16: Licensed to Drive. Online play on this one is DA BAWWWWMB.

  19. And Remember, Respect is everything

  20. This isn't aboot respect, this is aboot dignity. And it's aboot time that you treat us Canadians with dignity!

  21. My name is Brandon Wonker and I'm going to knock your balls out.

  22. Ey fella, that reminds me of me old uncle finnegan back in Ireland. He used to touch me inapproriately causing me to become mentally traumatised and unable to establish relationships with other people......... FELLA!

    1. Hobo

      Hobo

      Finnegan is a surname. :-/

    2. KONGO

      KONGO

      Yeah, Uncle was his first name. Keep up, Hbobo.

  23. If you don't wear a coat in this weather, you are going to get Sikh

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