Benji

I HAVE LOVED STOKE SINCE DAY ONE WHEN HIS AVATAR WAS HIM!

NeiLL Patrick Harris, gay like buttsex and more hardcore than buttsex too.

Wished he rocked my box, but he can't, as I can't afford Sky Box Office.

This one time, Pepsi was a dude, and then she said to the EWB Gods, "Yay, and I wish to be thine wicked cool female", and so the heavens parted and created what is now known as "One fucking wicked biatch."

This is the prophecy according to Mod.

Word.

Love you sexpot.

Christianity was named after Keith, the name was just lost in translation.

He turns water into funk, then walks all over that funk and then is reborn as a rock God.

True Story.

My significant, chocolate, 3 dollar Fitzy from the cockpit.

Fitzy's a crack addict. Addicted to cracking skulls of baby bunny rabbits.

Sicko. Wub.

Unicorns are fucking real! They're magical! They're awesome! They make everything better!