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  1. No, really! She was pining for her Ford.

  2. Owen Wilson looks like Jeff Jarrett more and more with each movie.

  3. Remember, it's not a Liam Neeson movie unless he's telling someone to move quickly, and that there's no time.

  4. Rib Rolls and Tumbleweed Onions

    1. Krabby

      Krabby

      Happy birthday the other day btw!

    2. OctoberRaven
  5. See Owens.

    See Owens Fight.

    Fight, Owens, Fight!

  6. Select Cinder. Then on the loading screen, hold right and hit L, R, X, B, Y, A.

  7. Six trombones is not a parade!

  8. So the GITS remake is a lot better than I expected it to be.

    1. MalaCloudy Black

      MalaCloudy Black

      Tell that the box office, HIYOOOOOOOOOO but yeah I heard it's not really bad.

    2. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      The box office numbers are the only thing smaller than Boma's relevance to the plot.

      But yeah, it's pretty good actually. Has some flaws, but did a lot more right than it did wrong. Not better than the original, of course, but as long as you're not expecting a 1:1 retelling you should be satisfied.

  9. So... the John Wick movies are comedies right? Parodies of action movies? Because these movies are just comically absurd.

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    2. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      Well no, but there's a middle ground between realism and Airplane!. And I love Airplane!, I do like the Wick movies, but I just don't think they meant to write Airplane!.

    3. Your Mom

      Your Mom

      They are used to shootouts by now. It's like if you see enough perverts on the train it stops shocking you that people would masturbate in public

    4. K

      K

      they're comic book movies without a comic book

  10. Somewhere, Heel Turn is celebrating his birthday, probably screaming about how much he hates Jey Uso.

    1. Hobo

      Hobo

      he's off having a god damn hurricane of professional birthdays

  11. Spoilers make baby Luke cry.

    1. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      Why? Does he just not like fancy looking cars or what? Not as bad as his dad's hatred of sand, but still.

  12. Stanley Kubrick is spinning in his grave today.

  13. STAR BOY! AND THE CAPTAIN OF OUTER SPACE!

  14. Student Loans Paid In Full

  15. Sure, my dad wants to rule the world, but can you let that get between us girl?

  16. That's notable South Florida wrestler "J-Dawg" Jeff Brooks to you.

  17. The first draft of Karma Chameleon had four karmas in the chorus. But after proofreading, Boy George realized he forgot the Oxford karma.

  18. The New Day is basically DX but grown up, and better.

  19. THE TIME POLICE~! Rejected by the Time Army, so I joined the Time PD!

  20. The world of Little Lungs is ableist as fuck.

  21. Things Lance Storm likes:

    1) Calgary

    2) Brief Pauses

    3) Alberta

    4) Canada

  22. This is EVIL. Everything is EVIL. My finisher is EVIL. This interview is EVIL. This desk is EVIL. This chair is...

  23. TIL there's an audiobook of Art of War read by the guy who plays Littlefinger.

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