Wanking Over A Pornographic Polaroid Of An Ex-Girlfriend Who Died

  Are you calling me blud?

@kliq clear your inbox

We want goals

So much for all your highbrow Marxist ways

Brother what are you going to do, 
with a 9mm and a three piece suit?

a 9mm and a three piece suit

And even though the jail didn't have a tree
Christmas came a night early
Causes a guy named Bubba unwrapped my package 

Avi, pull yer socks up!

Daddy was a rollin', rollin' stone
He rolled away one day and he never came home

Do you put the Kettle on?

Don't put the gas away yet

Empire? Only Empire I knew when I was growing up was the Hackney Empire.

Even men with steel hearts love to see a dog on the pitch, it generates a warmth around the ground that augurs well for mankind... and that's what life's about.

Evil is evil, greater, lesser, middling, it makes no difference. The degree's arbitrary, the definition's blurred. If I'm to choose between one evil and another, I'd rather not choose at all

For England, James?

Fuck going up town that's murder

GARETH SOUTHGATE: THE WHOLE OF ENGLAND IS WITH YOU

Get Nick, that greasy wop, shistos, pesevengi, gamouri Greek bastard, if he's stupid enough to still be on this planet.

Gordon Bennet, yes Chen, everybody is dead, Dave

Her lingo went from the cockney to the gringo

Hey man

Highway to the dangerwank

I like a chat with the neighbours, a flick through the papers, a snout and a nice cup of tea