MDK

Don't let the bastards grind you down!

I begin every sentence with an apology, sorry that's the case it's just British policy

GARETH SOUTHGATE: THE WHOLE OF ENGLAND IS WITH YOU

Noot noot, it's da sound of da police

Noot noot

@kliq clear your inbox

Hey man

The guitar is like a woman; It's even got a hole

You, you little cunt, when I tell you to do something, and you, you fucking big cunt, when I tell you to do something, do it. And if you come back at me, we'll have a fucking right sort out in here. All right? And you can pair up if you like, and you can fucking pick someone else to help you, and you can bring your fucking dinner. 'Cos by the time I've finished with you, you'll fucking need it

So when times are hard and life is rough, You can stick the kettle on and find me a cup

I wish that I knew what I know, when I was younger

Go banana!

EXCELLENT NOSH

Don't put the gas away yet

Get Nick, that greasy wop, shistos, pesevengi, gamouri Greek bastard, if he's stupid enough to still be on this planet.

Empire? Only Empire I knew when I was growing up was the Hackney Empire.

Thanks mate, give my love to The Kaiser

Brother what are you going to do, 
with a 9mm and a three piece suit?

I like a chat with the neighbours, a flick through the papers, a snout and a nice cup of tea

Theresa May personally coming to your house to sniff your sex toys

Roll bus roll, take me off

Her lingo went from the cockney to the gringo

And even though the jail didn't have a tree
Christmas came a night early
Causes a guy named Bubba unwrapped my package 

Three minutes isn't endless

Never was so much buggered up by so many to so few