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Chocolate, chocolate, chocolate, chocolate... chocolate, chocolate, chocolate, chocolate, will you fuckin' change it?

I'm scared. There was this thing when I was younger... to cut a long story short, I'm scared.

If you were in a gang, you'd be the treasurer.

If I could ask Jesus one question, I'd ask him to change his hair to Jedward style.

You're never alone with a radio-comb.

Would you like fran chise with that? *kssh* In Pensacola?

HOW FUCKEN OLD ARE NOMEANSNO? GIVE IT UP GRAND DADS.

"Hi, Bob Skeleton. Congratu-well done."

I'M A NICE MAN! YEAH, I'M A NICE MAA-A-AN!

Looking for Fallen Enchantress factions! FE Grassroots in the Cube!

It's Paulo. Grady. He's Italian. You go over to his house and it's lasagna, lasagna, lasagna...

All rise! Masters of depressiooooooon!

Hey, errybody. I'm looking for an artist for some commissions, hopefully to establish some sort of working relationship. Really do need someone who's good with replying and collaborating, I can't really work with someone who's gonna be flaky. I prefer pen/pencil over painting and don't really want anything too cartoony, but I'll look at anything. If anybody knows of a reliable artist looking for some work, lemme know via PM.

Predictions are go for Bragging Rights: Ziggler vs. Bryan!

NASSIVE KNOCKERS.

Haaa-ppyyyy bir'dayy. Thank you ve-ry much!

Well, we've cooked our spleen, as they say.

"Why is there a 5 and a 4 coming out?" "A bit more exciting for me."

IT WAS AN ABOMINATION.

I don't need these acrimonies... so I'm moving to Micronesia.