The Lusophone

If he goes down immediately, it's a penalty and I don't think many could complain too loudly. If he stays on his feet he probably scores barring one of the worst misses of the season. Jota made the worst possible decision available to him, it's like his brain lagged.

It's a bit much of Rooney to complain of not getting enough time when the only reason he had the job was because he is who he is, not because he's a good manager.

I'm doing something very bold and experimental...

It's 100% worth it multiclassing Astarion into gloomstalker ranger to get dread ambusher as well - I think 5 (or maybe even four) levels of ranger gets you an additional attack too, which is quicker than rogue assassin.

First Argyle game post-Schumacher: Plymouth Argyle come from 2-0 and 3-1 down to draw 3-3. Frist Schumacher game post-Argyle: fail to beat Millwall at home.

PGMOL enacting the big club agenda to prevent Villa from challenging smh.

This won't happen, regardless of any merits the proposal might have. British clubs will be barred from joining by law. German clubs (and indeed, the biggest have already come out and rejected it) will reject it for cultural reasons. Juventus are in chaos behind the scenes and can't do anything to support this. Atletico have rejected it. The teams that would make up you lower top tier/upper second tier are coming out and rejecting it - Marseille, Roma, the newly minted Girona, Real Sociedad, AS Monaco, Feyenoord. Even Manchester United have come out against it. The business model is an immediate failure too - an ad-support free streaming platform with none of the venture capital that the first proposal had backing it? Ok what happens after the first round of fixtures and you find out the number of people watching it is tens of millions of viewers lower than you were expecting? It's a model that just doesn't work.

I appreciate the level of pettiness our club possesses in choosing a picture of Scheuy where he looks like he's made a mistake. A small part of me wants him to do well - he deserves it and will go down as one of our best ever manager. A much bigger part of me wants Stoke to get relegated like Halloway did when he jumped ship for a Leicester team lower down the table than Argyle.

Someone tell Stoke Steve Cooper's available.

Currently listening to an irate Estonian friend and Jets fan tear apart their offensive line in a discord chat and wow, they're not very good are they?

Genuinely, I don't understand how Stoke have the pull they do. I guess it's the bet365 money?

I mean this with all the love in the world to any Stoke fans here: fuck. off. You'll ruin him and he'll be out of a job inside 18 months.

If I had a pound for every time Bundu came on for an injured Hardie, was denied a clear red card by Gavin Ward for a foul on him and went off injured for Waine in a game that the home side won 3-2 in late 2023, I'd have two pounds. Which isn't a lot, admittedly, but it's definitely more than the average.

Well if the Texans needed motivation to beat them... There it is.

Not overly that I've found. For cutscenes it takes either the nearest people or the top four in your party. Only issue I ran into is there's a point where, very minor Act 1 spoiler:

Honestly, I think I'd have been the same if I wasn't using a mod that gets rid of the companion limit. It does make things easier (though not a cakewalk) but I feel like I've enjoyed the game more by having everyone in my party.

I find the idea Chelsea need a goalkeeper downright hilarious. They've signed four keepers since Boehly came in, all of which have played at least one first team game and still have Kepa under contract still as well. And they don't like any of them? At all?

They saw that Greek football will be played without fans until March due to a brawl at a volleyball game and went 'hold my beer'.

If it's structured this way, will that factor into the Dodgers cap for 2034 onwards?

Eldritch blast is probably the best early offensive spell.

The magic of the cup indeed. Watch a slate of Premier League games from 2013.

Villa are massive. League must be on double figure ACL tears for the season at this point.

Damn have some chill.

This is garbage by Rockstar, but not unexpected.

As a Plymouth Argyle fan, I will take credit for both of those - we beat Sunderland at the weekend, and Swansea would've been fine if they'd kept Morgan Whittaker rather than selling him to us.