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I swear when he joined Birmingham last season I saw him play for FIVE whole minutes without getting taken off on a strecher. Stuff of dreams

Florentina's return was helped by the fact they skipped Seria C1 because they were 'magically' chosen to replace some Seria B team who went bust.

In all fairness I'd nutted him for saying that to me, and I'd kicked him in the ribs once down. So hats off for Zidane's reaction

On behalf of all Brum fans: THANK FUCKING CHRIST! How the hell we got £5.5 Million for that sack of donkey shit I'll never know.

If you were talking to me: sorry, didn't see the if the first time.

yes annd Italia 90 and Euro 96 have NOTHING to do with it? Jeez

It'll be no use, C. Ronaldo will go down hurt if someone breaths in his general direction. I hope to god that Rooney breaks his legs in the first training session back at Man.U I wouldn't be surprised if C. Ronaldo is transferred/beated half to death out the EPL now actually. True

It'll be no use, C. Ronaldo will go down hurt if someone breaths in his general direction. I hope to god that Rooney breaks his legs in the first training session back at Man.U

Be Pushed me! Send him off! So what if I headbutted him five minutes beforehand!

so according to this ref I can get someone sent off because they pushed me, but I can headbutt the same guy in the back of the head and not even get a card? Fuck you C. Ronaldo. Fuck you.

Flight to Germany: £100 Tickets to England/Sweden: £350 Whatching Michael Owen cripple himself when England need him most: Fucking Annoying So with with Rooney still not fit for the full 90 mins, does this mean that we have to rely on fucking Theo Wallcott late on later games?

gotta agree with dan and say: Worcester! Take my home town to glory!

It's Sepp Blatter lastest attempt to fuck up football. Remember his idea to have penalty shootouts at the end of drawn games in league games? The man's a fucking idiot

aww those poor little footballers, being paid ungodly sums of money and then expected to actully play football! Something should be done about it. Seriously though, fuck FIFA and Sepp Blatter

yep that's about it. It was a whole 'She's jail-bait, but has big tits' thing going on. Then she became legal so decided to lose the tits

It was because she was basically Hilary Duff with tits

Bad idea. 20 clubs is a great size for a league.

The fact that Linsey 'I Go from healthy to stick thin in one week' Lohan is third make the list retared. The fact that Eliza Dusku doesn't even make the list make me want to kill everyone at Maxim. Oh and the fact that Paris merits a place on the list at all is a crime against humanity. Can we say gloryfied porn star?

Birmingham City 1. What is the best thing that can happen this season ? Promotion 2. And the worst thing that can happen this season ? Not getting Promoted 3. Your team's young player to watch? Pennant 4. Most important player ? Forsell (If he stays) 5. Who would you like the team to get rid of ? Kenny Cunningham .. oh wait 6. Is(name of manager) the right man for the job ? We'll see at Christmas 7. Have you got any advice for him ? Top five by Chritmas or Bye Bye 8. Which teams are you especially looking forward to defeat ? Leeds 9. Which opposing players will get the most stick ? Andy Johnson (If he had stayed at Palace) 10. What place will your team get ? 2nd

seriously now people. Fuck you Steve Bruce, letting him go for a pittance

yes because Schumacher has been a saint for his entire carrer Bullshit has he. He has been guilty of far worse than this in the past.

When Button's car doesn't let him out qualify a Toro Rosso, you know there's trouble there. He really needs to move if he wants some success

If Johnson goes for £8.5 Million I'll be sick as a dog as a Blue Nose. For all my fellow fans have said about Bruce's transfer wonders (Upson for £1.5 Million, Pennant for fuck all, Forsell for £3 Million). He's shite in other areas (A Donkey that can't stand upright for £6.5 Million, and letting Johnson go for £750,000 so we could get Morrison). Fuck this

I've just watched the attempt to make a Hydro Car, fucking hilarious. I just wish that the Toybota had finished

The deal was that whoever lost would get the £1.3 Million gate. Because the winner would get all the TV money from the Prem