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I'm sure he'll find something unsavoury to keep him busy.

Ghana deserved that just for Barry being an utter twat.

I had all the sympathy in the world for Chris Hughton when he went, but I'm wary that may well have been more that he was a lovely bloke, Pardew was a step up and the right move at the time.

Moyes out.

Lol.

What was the previous lol Sky news? They've got two live games today and tomorrow, it's pretty good coverage. :/

Dear BT Sport, Your big thick black line isn't actually showing anything to conclude that Ozil is offside. Regards, Me

I hate Michael Owen.

Does anyone know why Spurs trot out to 'Theme from the Phantom Menace'? I know they've done it for yonks, but I've never known why.

About 30 seconds in a decent bit with Philip Schofield, plus a quick bit at the end. It genuinely is Bo Selecta with a different name and just like that it's hit and miss but fast moving enough that the naff bits don't matter. The two seconds of Jeff Brazier had me in stitches, plus John Thomson's Si from the Hairy Bikers is amazing.

Lowbrow as hell, but Keith Lemon's Sketch Show is lovely. I've missed Bo Selecta.

I quite liked Lambeezy.

Someone would end up with a cracking garden though.

Didn't Bolton or Derby use to have Fila kits? Tottenham mebbe? Also, Pony.

Those two posts made me cry that we're: A) Years behind on Shameless B) Not getting Bob's Burgers at all anymore.

Am I the only one who assumed New Balance was one of those naff 90s sports brands like Hi-tek?

Steve Bruce said Elmohamady is a cheating twat. Sometimes managers do it, usually if it makes no difference at all to the outcome.

I can't imagine how bad it must be as a manager to be forced to play Haris Vuckic. Other than that I don't give a toss...

Ah, the thinking man's footballer.

That's what they look like. It's to differentiate from square yellers for the colour blind.

One of my major gripes in football there, playing on while one of your players is injured then expect the opposition to put it out when they lose possession.

Definite pen for me, just because he's not massively hacked him down doesn't stop it being a clear trip.

Who's doing the commentary? Sounds like 8 year old Phil Neville.

Jese Hamez.