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Did anyone else forget about the restricted area just south of the airstrip and get shot down just before finishing? No? Just me? Dammit. Did finish on the next attempt, though. :thumbsup:

If we're ranking them in order of shittiness, then I should hope Nickelback rates a higher spot than Hendrix...although I'm very surprised to see Sarah on any list associated with "wrestling fans." Aren't we all supposed to be able to grasp nothing more intellectual than Linkin Park or Creed?

Orlando, Steve Francis in particular, expected a cakewalk against such a depleted team. If not for Grant Hill doing everything but toweling up the lane after a foul, Orlando would have lost, and probably been the laughingstock of the league...yes, even more than the Bulls. On the Vince Carter story, I've lost a lot of respect for Vince over the last few years. With his injury difficulties, he should be rededicating himself to being the best player he can be to help his team win games, not wanting to get himself traded BECAUSE his team can't win games. I would greatly enjoy seeing Shareef in a Raptors uni because: A. It means he'll be, oh, I don't know...STARTING! Like he should be. B. 20/10 every night out of him...mark my words. A lineup of Alston, Derek Anderson, Shareef, Chris Bosh/Donyell Marshall, and whatever scrub is in the middle for T-O these days would actually be pretty potent. Now about that bench...

Honestly, I'm likely one of the bigger Pacer fans on this board, and I'll say this: suspending Artest for the season likely wouldn't bother him or the Pacers one fucking bit. Ron can go promote his singing whores all he wants and Rick Carlisle can give more minutes to Austin Croshere, who he knows will go out and bust his ass all night every night. But anyone who wants Stephen Jackson and Jermaine O'Neal to get the gate for a whole season is a Pistons fan who's saying "We need these guys to be gone because we're scared that the Pacers will hand us our asses in May." Both of those guys were trying to cover Artest's ass and make sure nothing happened to him in this "notoriously tough" Detroit crowd. Whatever suspension O'Neal gets for jacking some fools that invaded his office should equal whatever Ben Wallace gets for half-jacking Ron Artest. Double whatever that suspension is and give that to Jackson. And if David Stern decides that Artest needs to be gone for the year, oh well. Ron's music is obviously more important, and this Pacer fan will say bye-bye, have fun getting stabbed at the Vibe Awards. And while we're at it, BIG FUCKING UPS to the Pacers tonight, for nearly beating Orlando with FIVE FUCKING PLAYERS!!!!!!! (Yes, I know they had six, but that big ugly blank page John Edwards doesn't count.) Rick Carlisle=COTY.

The fan struck first. Period. And somebody's ass had better be spending some jail time. Millionaires or not, the players have the same right to self-defense as you or I.

And fans have a right to go onto the court? Artest was an idiot for laying on the scorer's table rather than going to stand around the free throw line or somewhere else out of the way, but if I'm getting a beer chucked at me because Ben Wallace and the Piston fans are frustrated because my team just handed them their asses, you're damn right I'm gonna let somebody know how I feel about it. Because Artest is the new Rodman (even though he deserves all the unwanted notoriety he's getting), he'll probably get 10 games out of this, while Wallace may get one, even though him shoving Artest over a non-flagrant foul started the whole damn thing. By the time the dust settles here, the Pacers may not be able to field a team between injuries and suspensions. It'll be time to suit Carlisle back up.

Sessler annoys the living fuck out of me, but his chemistry with Morgan is pretty undeniable and makes X-Play worth watching...most of the time. Arena, Cheat, Players, and Sweat have always been wastes of time, and I rejoiced when the stream of drivel that was Portal got yanked. I agree with the annoyed chorus about Tommy Tallarico, as he comes off like the smarmy wiseass to Victor Lucas's semi-knowledgeable professional. Filter and G4tv.com=class, and not just because of the attractive hosts. Those are the only two shows from G4 that would ever consistently entertain me. And as for the TechTV stuff...never watched it, nor ever cared to.

From SNL: John Belushi as Samurai Anything (although the Tailor one was a particular favorite, especially where it leaves off with the customer exclaiming, "Hey, this suit has no fly!") From Monty Python: Haven't really seen the whole thing, but it's one where a guy walks into an office and the man behind the desk yells "You filthy, disgusting, malodorous pervert!" or something to that effect. First guy says, "Wot? I came in here for an argument!" Desk guy says, "Oh, terribly sorry, this is abuse. Arguments are down the hall."

Apparently, Miss Hathaway has the male version of selective hearing. blahblahblahblahblahFULLFRONTALNUDITYblahblah...wait, what was that about nudity? Pepsi's right, it takes a good director who won't be using the nudity for a cheap gimmick to really get over by getting naked. I'd still check out the film if it strolled across the HBO, though, 'cause Anne kinda toasts my waffle.

Anything and Everything Prince The Beatles Tricky Ice-T Any and all George Clinton projects George Michael Terence Trent D'Arby Miles Davis B.B. King and thousands more...

Playing Vanilla Ice while rollin' through South Central Los Santos would probably get someone shot on general principle. And I'm damn surprised to see a country station on here, but Bluesman is correct, a blues station would kick massive quantities of ass. Rollin' in a very large pimped-out ride playing some Robert Cray or Buddy Guy=pure hotness. As for my personal fave tracks on here: Master Sounds 98.3 * Booker T And The MGs - Green Onions * Bobby Byrd - Hot Pants * Bobby Byrd - I Know You Got Soul * James Brown - Funky President * James Brown - The Payback * War - Low Rider K-DST * Heart - Barracuda * Kiss - Strutter * Tom Petty - Running Down A Dream * Eddie Money - Two Tickets To Paradise * Billy Idol - White Wedding Bounce FM * Ohio Players - Love Rollercoaster * Rick James - Cold Blooded * Isley Brothers - Between The Sheets * Lakeside - Fantastic Voyage * George Clinton - Loopzilla * Dazz Band - Let It Whip * Cameo - Candy * Ohio Players - Funky Worm * The Gap Band - You Dropped A Bomb On Me K-ROSE * Hank Williams - Hey Good Lookin' * Juice Newton - Queen Of Hearts * Ed Bruce - Mamma Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Cowboys * Whitey Shafer - All My Exes Live In Texas * Eddie Rabbit - I Love A Rainy Night CSR 103:9 * En Vogue - My Lovin' * Johnny Gill - Rub You The Right Way * Ralph Tresvant - Sensitivity * Guy - Groove Me * Aaron Hall - Don't Be Afraid * Bell Biv Devoe - Poison * Wrecks 'n' Effect - New Jack Swing * Bobby Brown - Don't Be Cruel SF-UR * The Todd Terry Project - Weekend * A Guy Called Gerald - Voodoo Ray * Frankie Knuckles - Your Love Radio Los Santos * Too Short - The Ghetto * Dr Dre - Nuthin' But A G Thang * Dr Dre - **** Wit Dre Day * Dr Dre - Deep Cover * Cypress Hill - How I Could Just Kill A Man * NWA - Express Yourself * Ice Cube - It Was A Good Day Playback * Big Daddy Kane - Warm It Up Kane * Slick Rick - Children's Story * Public Enemy - Rebel Without A Pause * Eric B And Rakim - I Know You Got Soul * Gang Starr - BYS * Biz Markie - The Vapours * Ultramagnetic MCs - Critical Breakdown K-Jah Radio West * Shabba Ranks - Wicked Inna Bed * Buju Banton - Batty Rider * Dennis Brown - Revolution * Toots And The Maytals - Funky Kingston * Dillinger - Cocaine In My Brain * The Maytals - Pressure Drop RADIO:X - The Alternative * Depeche Mode - Personal Jesus * Danzig - Mother * Living Colour - Cult Of Personality * Guns N' Roses - Welcome To The Jungle * Soundgarden - Rusty Cage * Rage Against The Machine - Killing In The Name * Jane's Addiction - Been Caught Stealing * Stone Temple Pilots - Plush If they put this fucker out as a box set like they did Vice City, I'll be pretty damn broke when it's all said and done. Excellent shit once again from our boys at Rockstar.

Some old shit here, but I've always loved Prince's "17 Days," the B-side to "When Doves Cry." He stretches out the bassline like a fucking rubber band...kinda sounds like he's using a slide. Excellent stuff. :thumbsup:

Somehow, I don't see CSAMH being all that happy unless Milla's Top 5.

With Moss and Burress already as your WR's, McCardell might be worth hanging on to. He won't likely play for the Bucs again, but the Bears might be looking to deal for him. If they do, he's their top receiver instantly. Patten's good, but the Patriots spread the ball around pretty evenly, so he may not see tons of passes. As for the QB's, I agree with syck...but I also like Carson Palmer a little.

If you've got a kicker who can actually boom a 50+ yard FG, I'm all for a little bonus, 'cause honestly, there's not too many guys in the league who can do that consistently. -2 for a PAT is harsh, but hell, if a kicker misses a PAT, he's gonna get flogged anyway, so why not? A guy in the league that I run wanted points for completions, and I said no. Explains why Peyton got picked first though. Must have been a rabid moron from KC picking third. I've got Trent Green in my league, but I took him sixth round. Third pick is asinine. JHS, you have a fine team, and I wish you much success. Me personally, I'd dangle Vick as trade bait...somebody'll offer up another solid RB or a QB who can actually...um, how you say...throw the ball. But all in all, you should do well.

Another example of the Yankees and their "Us > Baseball" attitude. If a freak blanket snowstorm shut down all of New York's airports and the Yankees couldn't get out of town to play a road series, they'd be crying all over TV, demanding that the games be rescheduled "because we're the Yankees, dammit!" Anyway, so yeah...I don't really care too much for the Yankees. Just in case it wasn't clear.

There we go...JOHN SCHNEIDER AS COOTER!! But seriously, folks...Burt Reynolds as Boss Hogg would be absolute fucking gold, IMHO. Can't really see Jessica Biel or Mandy Moore lining up to play Daisy...something like this really should be beneath those two. Jessica Simpson would be close to perfect for this role. As for Bo and Luke, Scott and Kutcher could reunite and do a passable job...and Knoxville would be a better fit as Roscoe. If this one's half the spoof that Starsky and Hutch was, it'll be a decent flick, 'cause the Dukes were begging to be parodied the moment the show first aired.

Hell, there was a huge flap about Halle even winning her award...Angela Bassett bitched loudly and publicly about a black woman having to show her tits and do a graphic sex scene with a crusty old white man to win an Oscar. Personally, I think Angela was just bitter for not winning one after she played Tina Turner. As for Denzel, he just kicked ass in Training Day. His performance carried that movie, and he deserved an award. Not to say that Crowe (solid in every movie he's been in) or Smith (NOBODY could have played Ali better) didn't, but like Beatnik said, Denzel was due and had a performance that people could justify voting for.

Listen to lord Bluesman, For he speaks the truth. Hell, E.T for Atari > Goldeneye ← Okay, Kou, now we're getting carried away... E.T. for Atari <<<< * When the game's designer freely admits, "Yes, it was the worst game of all time," then it's safe to say it may have been the worst game of all time. For me, FPS=Flaming Piece of Shit in most cases, BUT...I enjoyed the hell out of Goldeneye as well as the Medal of Honor series. Can I make a case for either being the greatest game ever? Not hardly, but still, they had some kind of context and point to them, unlike HalfUnrealDoomLifeQuake. And yes, FF7 is ridiculously overrated, due to its use of the Janet Leigh Maneuver (killing off the female lead extremely early on--see Psycho). I have yet to play an FF that compared to FF4, or FF2 as it was known over here. Using a frying pan as a weapon and flying a ship with a Fat Chocobo in the back=class. :thumbsup: Never did figure out how they got the Chocobo in there, though.

And the #1 game of all time..... WE'RE OUT OF TIME, FANS!!! TUNE INTO NITRO NEXT WEEK! [/schiavone]

Always preferred Chun Li myself...loved the panty shots on the Lightning Kicks. Ahem...move along, nothing more to see here.

Matzat, your lack of English is showing...most everyone here is praising him at this point, giving him respect for his commitment to his new chosen job, and even expressing a desire to see him back in a wrestling ring. Even if most of them would complain about him again once he decimated JBL, but that's another story.

And meanwhile, Keef will live through a nuclear holocaust...go figure.

Wondering if this is a move desigend to help placate Real's restless Englishman, the inscrutable Mr. Beckham. He's considered to still be pretty lonely in the Real side, so bringing another Englishman into the team would at least give him someone to communicate with. As you said, Owen's not likely to be a top-choice at the Bernabeu, unless Real are going to be running a three-striker formation with Raul and Ronaldo. Don't think Morientes is still in the picture...he'll likely be sold to some backwater club in Latvia or something after helping Monaco knock Real out of the Champions League. I'm just waiting for the Real supporters to get tired of waiting for Perez and his "galacticos" to actually, you know, WIN something and shove his ass out the door, asking him to take Figo, Owen, Ronaldo, and Beckham with him. The more players Real try to load up on, the less respect I have for them. They're becoming a damn joke, like the fucking New York Yankees.

THAT'S GARCIA'S GIRLFRIEND?? Sweet Jesus on a raft with honey mustard, how? Garcia's kind of a gawky-lookin' sort...must be the money, as the great philospher Nelly said.