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Impotent Rage Second Heist spoilers

Something to consider Claiming these bonuses is nigh on impossible when playing with randoms, I've just spent 4.5 hours playing to complete 4 set up missions playing with dumbasses who blow up things you need to steal, run headfirst into swathes of gangs or blowing people away on stealth missions, then when it fails, it takes 20 minutes to find another three players via auto-invite.

EXTRA TIME MULTIBALL~!

It's an interesting insight into the team mentalities, both Chelsea and Bayern have played against ten men tonight for the vast majority of their respective games. Chelsea sat back and lacked dynamism and are now paying the price whereas Bayern have been utterly ruthless and destroyed Shaktar.

Terry and Cahill marking each other.

Silva went for the dunk!

I would assume the goal line assistant must have. But they have about as much authority as the ball boys.

Bayern are winning 7-0.

Stoker's aorta just exploded. Courtois is still selling that dummy.

When I commit crime, I make it look good.

I bought it but there is an absolutely boss suit available as a heist costume.

I'd go for JT over Rooney every time. The fact that 75% of crosses into Chelsea's box end up on his head isn't chance. #defencewinschampionships

I'm watching an American stream and the analysts are Eric Wynalda, Alexi Lalas and... Warren Barton.

You can now buy a shirt with a big cat face on it...

Yup. I'm finding with the latest patch, the more 'out there' the system is, the better it works. My current system is the 'DoppelDeuter'. It shouldn't work, especially defensively, because there is no support for the full backs on the flanks, but the Raumdeuters play so far up the pitch, they pin back the opposition fullbacks long enough for the BWM to come across and close them down along with the fullback. Then attacking wise, the CF pulls a centre back away and the shadow striker and the RMD's can surge through the gap as Neumayer hits direct passes from deep. I've only played 10 or so games with it but the base framework is there for a well balanced system. I also accidentally gave an outfield player the No. 1 jersey.

Myke, wanna rob a bank and bust a criminal out of prison? How about playing some GTA too?

Anyone still on 360? I want to play these but have zero interest in playing with randoms, they're all cunts.

Casillas will make a save at some point this season.

Think I've seen the third one

I've been watching some on Twitch. The wait was worth it...

Joe Hart's towel is today sponsored by the Burj al-Khalifa.

I eagerly await Newcastle's billion pound deal with Sports Direct...

Villa vs Blackburn is the real final.

The Arsenal goal was odd. Ozil has a clear one on one with Valencia, who's defensively shit, but instead of taking him on, he passes sideways. Ox then has to dribble past three players to get back to near enough the same point Ozil was at before releasing the ball.

'The Distance' and 'Remember'