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The refs screwed Man City by allowing Ivory Coast to get out of the group stage.

Absolutely spot on.

Daikatana is older than Jimmy. I don't even think that is a joke...

Brench is just too conditioned to the negative tactics of Paul Lambert. It makes perfect sense to pick seven attack minded players when playing away from home.

That's why it's a paradox and not a hypothesis.

Contracts mean dick in modern football.

Well, let's do the maths Premier League player base rate - £5m Age - (21 and under) = £5m 31 Premier League Appearances - £3.1m 15 Premier League Goals - £3.75m The 'Daniel Levy's played a blinder' Coefficient - (£5m + £5m + £3.1m + £3.75m) x 3.141 'The Sun' protracted 'Big Four' summer WAR CHEST TRANSFER KITTY Wenger could have signed him aged four transfer SWOOP paradox - ((£5m + £5m + £3.1m + £3.75m) x 3.141) x 2 The English Nationality Principle - (((£5m + £5m + £3.1m + £3.75m) x 3.141) x 2) x 10 Total transfer value = £1,058,517,000 (One billion, fifty eight million, five hundred and seventeen thousand pounds).

Just sitting down to watch the delayed Madrid derby. Reckon Real are going to walk this, Casillas is due a blinding performance.

Nearly 20 years performing on the biggest stage in his industry, a couple of world titles and a job behind the scenes for life?

Noted vocal critic of PED users Jon Fitch has been popped for elevated T/E and banned for nine months.

Quiet Perth Glory-hunter

It's OK, he'll sell out in the Summer and join Man City, never to be seen again. Selling out for the cash? So he'll do a Cabaye? Yup

It's OK, he'll sell out in the Summer and join Man City, never to be seen again.

3pts for Chelsea.

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And when you're playing goalkeeper.

Top notch punning.

Llambias once publicly declared water isn't wet. Absolute sham of a man.

He's looking at you Rooney, you tub of goo.

I hope he does, I'm sixth in line for the Rangers job after the branch manager of Sports Direct Glasgow and could use a bit of extra cash. Do it for a week, tender my resignation and start planting some spring flowers and trimming that hedge I've been meaning to do since August. All for £5,000 a week.

I'm happy for the TV show to branch off into it's own canon because that means double Game of Thrones storyline goodness.

Honesty? In football?

Whoever you want to win but rewards are based on what side wins overall.

It's going to be like when you had a kickabout down the park with your mates and had to abandon the game when the ball got stuck up a tree.

There is a football pitch in there somewhere...