The Heartbreak Kid
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My favorite Christmas movie is Die Hard.
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Said nobody ever.
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My favorite Christmas movie is Die Hard.
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Touché, Ellis.
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kicked Old Glory
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Hunt you down and torture you with pleasure!
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kicked Old Glory
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Hunt you down and torture you with pleasure!
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Scored tickets to the Leafs/Sabres game tonight ... sick. Now let's hope the roads are ok!
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Scored tickets to the Leafs/Sabres game tonight ... sick. Now let's hope the roads are ok!
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A mook is a guy who steals someone else's jokes.
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A person who calls himself Blaze09 comments on the situation he knows nothing about = inane.
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A mook is a guy who steals someone else's jokes.
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A mook is a incompetent person, like yourself. Like Sousa. But nice try.
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I've got some bad news for you people who think that your ignore function has magic powers like mine does.
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You're like Rosie O'Donnell with 1/8 of the success. Credited as funny. Both have a female significant other. One has children, the other somehow has parents that let their children near him in search of an education.
You can be JP Sou'Donnell instead of Digrind.
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I got banned from Scott Keith's blog for disagreeing with his opinion.
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The smark jokes are worse than Otto von Bismarck in a pimento loaf deli on Palm Sunday.
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Why don't people ever try suicide-by-mod by posting pictures of tits? Seriously, that's the way to do it, go out in a wave of boobs.
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Sousa is an innovator.
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Date night movie pick. We are looking at Bridesmaids or Fast Five. Thoughts? Is there anything better out there? Looking for newer stuff
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Date night movie pick. We are looking at Bridesmaids or Fast Five. Thoughts? Is there anything better out there? Looking for newer stuff
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Don't be silly. Fast Five is the way to go.
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Getting married tomorrow.
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Or should I say, Mr. & Mrs. Souzero
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Getting married tomorrow.
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Mr. & Mrs. Zero can adopt me and take me to Vermont. I'm already potty trained!
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It's okay to be a fan of Zack Ryder. It's NOT okay to bring him up in every fucking discussion ever. People aren't hating on him "because it's cool now", they're criticising him because he's a career jobber being treated like the second coming because he came up with a load of cute catchphrases and panders to internet idiocy.
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And that was a joke Skummy. Please don't kill me.
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It's okay to be a fan of Zack Ryder. It's NOT okay to bring him up in every fucking discussion ever. People aren't hating on him "because it's cool now", they're criticising him because he's a career jobber being treated like the second coming because he came up with a load of cute catchphrases and panders to internet idiocy.
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Clearly, you just don't appeal to this general Zach Ryder demo of ages 8 through 12. Clearly.
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We got a new kitty today. He's probably the cutest thing in the history of ever.
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You can't go wrong with a name like that. My friend recently got 2 kittens. One grey, the other black. He named them Ash and Coal, accordingly.
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We got a new kitty today. He's probably the cutest thing in the history of ever.
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What did you name it?
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We got a new kitty today. He's probably the cutest thing in the history of ever.
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Lies. I am the cutest thing in the history of ever.
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Still have a few Google beta music invites left.
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I was hoping you could use it on an iPhone. But apparently it's only for the Droid. Bastards.
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Still have a few Google beta music invites left.
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I'll take an invite if you have one left.
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I really, really, really hate Comcast.
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Time Warner Cable is alright, it's what I have. Just don't expect an NFL Season Pass or anything. Because they dont't have one. And it's very lame.
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Happy Birthday to Jorden Snow's massive penis!
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I heard his penis is so big that there's still Snow on top of it during the summer.
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