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The Heartbreak Kid

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  1. The Human Torch was denied a bank loan

  2. EWB Official Fantasy Football League A draft order is posted!

  3. Fuck BElieve. Vote for Gazz. I promise punch, pie and most importantly, free hookers for all!

    1. The Heartbreak Kid

      The Heartbreak Kid

      We're not supposed to call them hookers anymore. They're "personal escorts"

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  4. The price is wrong, bitch.

    1. The Heartbreak Kid

      The Heartbreak Kid

      You're in big trouble though, pal. I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!

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  5. The price is wrong, bitch.

    1. The Heartbreak Kid

      The Heartbreak Kid

      I've come to realize this after 10 minutes of being awake, and coming out of my sleepy haze.

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  6. Not being able to sleep blows. Blows very much

  7. I had a dream that Zack Ryder styled my hair for fifteen bucks. I asked why he was styling hair, and he said he was fired from WWE and this paid better than TNA. :/

  8. Easiest way to have your mood turn shitty on your birthday? Have the girl you like tell you that the chances of you two getting together are basically 0 until she deems it appropriate. Bull. Shit.

  9. Is the spoiler ban on the Superbowl in effect still? Or can we tell the people of Cleveland that the Browns didn't win the Superbowl....

  10. is a filthy fucking communist.

  11. J-E-T-S! Jets, Jets, Jets!

  12. just hosted a 7 hour DnD session. Epic.

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