The Heartbreak Kid

I'll take the best WR in the NFL, please. WR Calvin Johnson

Yeah, no sense in making SDM wait if he knows who he wants to take. But it doesn't bother me if he decides to take his time. The luxury of having the 1st pick.

To be honest, it'll probably change like... 3 more times before the season starts. I'm indecisive.

Nah, I couldn't do that to you Berober. You earned that spot fair and square.

Oh man, I'm picking 6th. That's like the death spot. In the middle of every round. I'm screwed already.

We've already been demoted to C league. Nice.

I'm not a newcomer. It should be, "Played a couple seasons ago until Maxx banned him for something involving Madden 12." or "EWB's New York Jets fan." I'm just joking. But I am excited to get things rolling! This will be fun. Best of luck to everybody in the league this upcoming season.

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Jon Jones. But I'd let Ronda Rousey toss me around. It would hurt, but I'd love every second of it.

Oh, awesome. I wasn't sure if Maxx had found someone.

Fiiine... If you need someone to run the Pop Warner league.* I guess I'll do it. * Yes, I am calling the B-league the "Pop Warner" league.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DUiOM9JkQQ

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Don't be silly. It's because of the puddin' pops.

Miami Vice. It was alright, I guess. 7/10

Paul Pierce agrees to a 2-year deal with the Wizards.

I'm calling it now. I fully expect someone to take Johnny Manziel as their 1st pick.

In!

To all of you who thought Melo would go to Chicago, I got two words for ya... Phil Jackson

Or you get Wiggins/Irving/James vs. Noah/Anthony/Rose throughout the season for two weeks until Rose gets hurt. Think of the matchups! I think it's safe to say that Derrick Rose has Greg Oden-esque knees.

This is probably a moot point. But if Melo signed with Chicago, he'd be in the same division as LeBron & the Cavs. I think it will be hard to dethrone the Cavs as the top team in the division. Or the Pacers, sort of forgot about them. So, more reason for Melo to stay at MSG and trust the Zen Master.

If Melo signs with the Bulls. I'm going to write an angry Comic Sans letter, telling everyone how the Knicks will win a title before Chicago, and how Melo is a traitor, etc. But it's not going to come to that!

I'm happy for the fans of Cleveland. They got their hero back, and now everybody can love LeBron again. C'mon Melo, resign with the Knicks and make this day even better!

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