Turbo Yannis

I absolutely adore in intro to 'Eyes As Candles'. I'm just generally falling in love with Passion Pit. Oooh, what the new CKY album like? I used to love them in my early teens.

Cunt. I've got no one to go with Well, no ticket either...

Silly Chelsea for being pissed off at a poor ref. What a bunch of cunts we are.

Having the best attack in Europe doesn't make you the best team in Europe though. Does help, mind you.

Mid season break. Should be back in a few months.

Well that's me definately going to see Passion Pit at T In The Park. Highly impressed by what I've listened to on YouTube.

We were all having a joke and you had to make it personal. Ballbag Oh, and we're a third world hellhole...now with SPL football

The Overgate's not bad, there's still a Zavvi. Other than that I'm struggling

Yeah, but they're all in their teens and have grandkids.

And plus, it's only people from Dundee that beat their wives.

That's such a shit stereotype, you bitter drinking, flat crap wearing Northern bastard.

Newcastle really are the fucking pits. They deserve to go down for being so bloody terrible.

Ben's accent is glorious.

I hate myself for thinking that doesn't look too awful >_<

I actually quite like The Virgins. I've got about 5 songs and they seem pretty beastly.

She sucks a mean cock though.

HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT!? Thank fuck Naroul went, totally useless.

Jonas Brothers covered Busted? You've got to be yanking my chain.

A friend of mine sent me an RX Randits song a few years ago but I can't for the life of me remember what it was called. It was pretty good too.

From what I've seen, if Arshavin had been at Arsenal from the start of the season, no one would be able to touch him for POTY.

That does my fucking head in when you get mini managers sitting behind you. I was at a St. Johnstone/Partick Thistle game a few weeks ago and I swear to god, the guy behind me would not shut his fucking mouth for two seconds. Fair play, we're all entitled to have a shout and a moan, but this guy was unreal. Speaking of racism, I heard the best thing a few years ago. A black player from the away went in hard on one of our players and didn't get booked, the guy in front of me shouts, without a hint of irony, "He only got away with that because he's ethnic!". It tickled me just right.

I've come up with a game. Try and find a Young Knives video on youtube that doesn't have a comment saying "The vocalist reminds me of/looks like David Mitchell". Impossible.

I just find the idea of irate Geordies throwing cards on the pitch to show their anger funny. I'll freely admit I have a strange sense or humour.

If this doesn't happen, colour me disappointed.

Am I the only one that doesn't care for Radiohead? I find them frightfully dull.