Turbo Yannis

Chelsea 08/09

Because she's a bit mental. Everyone knows mental girls fall off stages for shits and giggles.

If they're not in a tent I'm not going to bother. They've got a few decent enough songs but it'll be all about the "it's about to kick off" atmosphere. I just got round to listening to an old Gaylist, and I have come to a conclusion: I must have more Doppler Effect stuff. 'Let's Get Rowdy Roddy Piper' is the best song I've heard in ages.

T In The Park ^_^

Anyone else noticed that the further into an arguement she gets, Mona's voice goes more ethnic sounding? Just me?

Haha, that's brilliant. Get stuck in lad.

I've just read that Crystal Castles are playing T In The Park this year. Totally going to see them. I'm not a huge fan but I reckon it's going to be shit house mental.

Arshavin's fucking brilliant. Fucking hell, this is mental.

I shall say again:

Blimey, what a game.

You make the SPL sound second rate

From the Gossip bit on the BBC Sport website. lololololololololololol. Beause plenty of Scottish teams have £100m just sitting about.

To be fair, it all started going downhill when Craig Samson left.

You never know, Kilmarnock could all of a sudden rise to Old Firl levels of dominance and be forced to play in the Premiership. Or maybe not.

Because they were mentioned, I'd like to throw it out there that Airbourne are fucking awesome.

It probably was a penalty, but Welbeck threw himself down too dramatically. I can understand why Riley didn't give it. And thank fuck, no Man United in at least one final

Eamon Dunphy's a fucking cock though.

Chelsea vs Porto final. I can feel it.

Although Snow Patrol are dull bollocks now, who else agress that Final Straw was a pretty good album? There's actually 5 or 6 amazing songs on it.

3-0 at Stamford Bridge? When was the last time that happened? Even with my obvious bias, I can't see it.

3-1? Not watching the game but fuck me, that's unreal.

What's the general opinion of Glasvegas? They're at T In The Park and I can't decide if I despise them or think they're alright :/

1988 On your birthdate the No. 1 single was The Hollies - "He Ain't Heavy He's My Brother" 1989 On your 1st birthday Black Box - "Ride On Time" 1990 On your 2nd birthday The Steve Miller Band - "The Joker" 1991 On your 3rd birthday Bryan Adams - "(Everything I Do) I Do It For You" 1992 On your 4th birthday The Shamen - "Ebeneezer Goode" 1993 On your 5th birthday Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince - "Boom! Shake The Room" 1994 On your 6th birthday Whigfield - "Saturday Night" 1995 On your 7th birthday Shaggy - "Boombastic" 1996 On your 8th birthday The Fugees - "Ready Or Not" 1997 On your 9th birthday Elton John - "Candle In The Wind '97 / Something About The Way You Look Tonight" 1998 On your 10th birthday Melanie B featuring Missy Elliott - "I Want You Back" 1999 On your 11th birthday Eiffel 65 - "Blue (Da Ba Dee)" 2000 On your 12th birthday Modjo - "Lady (Hear Me Tonight)" 2001 On your 13th birthday DJ Otzi - "Hey Baby" 2002 On your 14th birthday Atomic Kitten - "The Tide Is High (Get The Feeling)" 2003 On your 15th birthday Black Eyes Peas - "Where Is The Love?" 2004 On your 16th birthday Eric Prydz - "Call On Me" 2005 On your 17th birthday Pussycat Dolls featuring Busta Rhymes - "Don't Cha" 2006 On your 18th birthday Scissor Sisters - "I Don't Feel Like Dancin'" 2007 On your 19th birthday Sean Kingston - "Beautiful Girl" 2008 On your 20th birthday Kings Of Leon - "Sex On Fire" Sex On Fire last year. Nice.

I used to have this With Essien and 5 on it. That's the last time I bought a top with a name on it.

That's your opinion. If you cant see how fantastic he is at his best then that's really up to you. For me he's as good as anyone when he's at his best, is that too hard for you to accept? Obviously.