Mr Evil Guy

how are you guys doing? check out this guy who spent his life savings on a carnival game and won a sweet stuffed rastafarian banana out of it http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/04/30/henry-gribbohm-carnival-loses-savings-wins-banana_n_3184954.html

nothing tooo much dear, y'know, just another day at the office.

creeping your EWB profile for the first time in ever, hope youre doin great brotha.

i logged on to EWB to let you guys know that bette davis eyes is the best song ever made.

some motherfucker breaks into my house every year

I WANNA TASTE YOU BUT YO LIPS ARE VENOMOUS POISONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

ANOTHER NIGHT ANOTHER DREAM BUT ALWAYS YOU

someone said may the 4th be with you was their joke and i thought it was hilarious. i am now thoroughly disappointed.

ooooh you

art brut reference! fuck yeah!

DC COMICS AND CHOCOLATE MILKSHAKES

When did you become mod Marcos?

I would, but I'm the one white guy in that NGH gang Lips. Bloods don't got shit on us.

TEOL isn't posting 80 times per day?

rip teol

TEOL I heard it through the grapevine that you have a NGH strap on. Confirm or deny?

NO, I MUST KEEP ALL MY COINS.

RIP

LOVE AN ASS

I was going to make fun of Zaz.

But I couldn't when I saw that beautiful girl.

Clean out your inbox. I have a PM to send you.

You're only encouraging me to change my name more.

thesuperevilguyversion1.0 coming soon.

NEIL PATRICK HARRIS FTW.

I'd put in a comment saying SDM is super super hot, but he's burning my eyes.

So, I can not type that message due to Sean being overwhelmingly beautiful.

He's a bad ass.