EWB Diary

[CadeSydal]

Random and senseless acts of violence > *.

Especially when those random and senseless acts of violence come from me.

[DMN in the House]

A syco/Kou feud will never work. The sexiness in the ring whenever we face off will drive the fans mad, MAD I SAY!

[sirdavinator]

Damn, this diary has some good-ass booking!

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*Joins Boulder in polishing respective title belts*

...I agree.

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[Hardcore Weapon Smasher]

The EWB Report

Talking With Head Writer Squancho McFapFap

Our top draw is Adam Ryland, so he sould be the focus of our shows.

#1 Babyface: Jeff Hardy's Stalker

#2 Babyface: Kou

#3 Babyface: Fitzy

#4 Babyface: Johnny Perfect

#5 Babyface: Diego

#1 Heel: Adam Ryland

#2 Heel: sycodmn

#3 Heel: Thuganomic

#4 Heel: Boulder

#5 Heel: LivingLegend

Nomaster's gimmick isn't working.

ryan_the_canuck's gimmick isn't working.

Lafunkenstein's gimmick isn't working.

Protoman Version 5's gimmick is killing his heat.

EWB Business

Public Image: 98%

Size: National

Money: $90,105,300

Risk Level: 75%

Sponsors

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Feuds

Major Feuds:

Kou vs sycodmn (100) (no change)

Fitzy vs Thuganomic (97) (no change)

CadeSydal vs Johnny Perfect (80) (no change)

Minor Feuds:

Matthew vs Deanitude (34) (no change)

Cortez vs Nomaster (50) (no change)

Current Champions

EWB World Heavyweight Champion: Boulder (Won 04 October)

EWB Tag-Team Champions: Team Sea Slug (Won 04 October)

EWB European Champion: sirdavinator (Won 04 October)

EWB Jobber Champion: AntPaulseno (Won 04 October)

[lafunky xxvii]

EWR never gets my Communist gimmick. Damn you EWR!

[Kaney]

I jobbed to davinator. I feel dirty.

REMATCH SAYS I! Except without AD. And with me winning. >_>

[Guest ryan_the_canuck]

My gimmick's fine! The problem must lie with all those fans who cannot understand the complexity of it!...yeah...that's it...um...RTC for Jobber title!!!

[Guest NYJetFan86]

loved the show especially since i won my match

cant wait for the next show

[Guest Red Devil]

I'm the #5 Babyface in the company and job on the first night and don't get a feud. This is blasphamy...blasphamy i tell you.

[Guest Nathan Jones]

Nathan Jones powerbombs AntPaulseno.

[Guest Blade]

Maybe myself,Nathan Jones and AntPaulseno can feud for the Jobber championship.

DAMN YOU NATHAN ELIMINATING ME

[Protoman Version 2.5]

Blargh, don't see how my gimmick couldn't be working. But whatever, i am protesting me not winning that battle royale. As i'm the best of the jobbers dammit! You know it, and i know it. In '04, protoman for jobber championship.

[nomaster]

yo, you can cgange my gimmick to anything like obnoixous arrogant egomaniac or cocky, or if u have something else in mind, but my current gimmick would work if you raised our risk(Y)

[aajj1144]

I like the booking of the card, It was well run and the results were nice. There were some surprises bu overall it was good.

[Guest Mr McFarlane]

A syco/Kou feud will never work. The sexiness in the ring whenever we face off will drive the fans mad, MAD I SAY!

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[LL!]

A syco/Kou feud will never work. The sexiness in the ring whenever we face off will drive the fans mad, MAD I SAY!

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I agree, But hey at least we'll get to see naked women when we wrestle.

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No, while you two are too busy grabbing each other in the ring, WE'LL be able to see the naked women.

[thuganomic]

LL speared me.

He knows how I like it...

I think it's time for Legend's Sailors to re-debut >_>

[Hardcore Weapon Smasher]

EWB Hellbound Preview

No. 1 Contenders Match for the EWB Jobber Title: Nathan Jones vs Protoman Version 2.5 vs ryan_the_canuck

aajj1144 and LOL vs Standard and Emad

Handicap Match: sycodmn vs Tag-Team Champions Team Sea Slug

EWB World Heavyweight Title Match: Boulder vs Kou

and much more...

[GCCWolverine]

c'mon, where is the Wolverine? I made it to the final 3 for the Jobber title, I want a match!

[nomaster]

if u want, u can job to me