Nobody Wants A Piece of the Colts

[jonnycomelately]

I am currently watching the Colts-Texans game right now after listening to a slew of jackasses say all week that Indy had to watch out for Houston. Peyton Manning is shredding the Texans just like he has done to every defense he's faced this year. #18 scares every offensive coordinator in the league and now that Dallas Clark is 100%, watch out because Peyton now has SIX legitimate targets (Harrison, Wayne, Stokley, James, Pollard, and Clark) that defenses need to worry about. I feel bad for the teams that have to play the Colts the rest of this season. After the Colts dropped to 4-3 a couple of weeks ago, people were sayinf that the Colts might not even make the playoffs and that Jacksonville had a stranglehold on the division. Now Byron Leftwich is out and everyone is trying to get back on the Colts ship. Well fuck you bitches, especially Steve Young and Michael Irvin, you two assclowns can't keep a stance for more than 10 minutes. And all you Patriots, Chiefs, and Jags fans out there who are snickering because you beat this team, you better check your shit at the door because if Edgerrin James could hold on to the ball in the cold and the Colts secondary doesn't all shit the bed at once...Oh Lord it's gonna be a whole bunch of beatdowns getting served this second half of the season.

[Evil Chase K]

The Colts have no defense. A team who can run like the Steelers or Jets or Chiefs could beat the Colts.

Ball Control = Win.

[paulbd]

The Colts have no defense. A team who can run like the Steelers or Jets or Chiefs could beat the Colts.

Ball Control = Win.

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Edited November 14, 2004 by paulbd

[Guest 3115734]

Colts won't make it past the first round, they have no defense.

[Troy Maskell]

I am a Colts fan but this ALWAYS FUCKING HAPPENS!

We will look like gold, and continue to look like gold for the rest of the season. Then in the playoffs we will choke like WE ALWAYS DO!

[Evil Chase K]

You can't win in the playoffs until you get a defense.

[VerbalPuke]

Ugh, I just realized that the Colts are coming to Detroit for Thanksgiving. Now a nationally televised audience can watch Peyton dismantle Detroit. :pinch:

[VinceMcMahonForPresident]

Ugh, I just realized that the Colts are coming to Detroit for Thanksgiving. Now a nationally televised audience can watch Peyton dismantle Detroit.  :pinch:

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[Cactus Drags]

Why does Pete King at cnnsi.com have the Bears beating Indy by 3???

[jonnycomelately]

Because it seems all that Craig Krenzel and his 46.3 QB rating does is win...I heard that idiot on the radio the other day and he says that he thinks that R.W. "I Look Fresh out of Oz" McQuarters can shut down Reggie Wayne. The Bears win games 21-17, 17-14. They don't have the weapons to go 35-31 with Indy. The Colts haven't been held under 24 points all year, even when they lost. The Bears on the other hand have scored over 24 points only once this year and that was two weeks ago against the free falling Giants where Kurt Warner threw two picks and fumbled twice. This game will be low scoring...by the Colts standards...27-17 Indy. (ONLY TWO TDS FOR MANNING)

[Hellfire]

The Colts are being talked about, with everyone blowing a load over their offense, but if they have to play New England in the playoffs then Peyton will be basically rapped, just like he does every time he plays them.

[jonnycomelately]

He's gonna get rapped...oh no...What is Ty Law putting out a fucking album? If you're gonna take pot-shots at least learn how to spell.

RAPED. For example: Kobe raped that girl in the backdoor.

NOT RAPPED For example: Chris Webber rapped and everyone laughed and/or walked away in disgust.

[livid]

way to attack his grammar instead of attacking the actual dig, 'cause he's actually right

[Evil Chase K]

The Colts will lose no matter WHO they play in the playoffs.

No run defense = no Super Bowl.

[Derek4jc]

Yeah... one thing that is constant... no matter how good Peyton Manning and the colts are doing... they lose to New England... This year won't be any different...

[jonnycomelately]

How did that vaunted Bears defense look Sunday? Indy is pissed off and they are just beating the shit out of people. Since when did garbage time start with 12 minutes to go in the fourth quarter? JIM SORGI SIGHTING!!!! Now if only the Colts defense could do better against good quarterbacks (not Craig "40 QB rating" Krenzel) they'd be shitting on people left and right. The only teams in the AFC that the Colts should worry about are Pittsburgh and New England. Pittsburgh because they are content on running the ball 50 times in a game and New England because more than likely they'll have home field advantage and Indy can't play in the cold.

[DMN in the House]

Pittsburgh is going to fucking own Indy in the playoffs, and I'm going to laugh.

Indy is like a more consistent New Orleans Saints. Lots of offense, a good Defensive End, and nothing else.

Their out when they have to play New England or Pittsburgh, and it dosen't matter if its in the dome or away.

Peyton Manning will never lead Indy to the Super Bowl, he's costing them too much money, and they don't have cap space to build a defense.

[Enter Blue Guy]

How did that vaunted Bears defense look Sunday?  Indy is pissed off and they are just beating the shit out of people.  Since when did garbage time start with 12 minutes to go in the fourth quarter?  JIM SORGI SIGHTING!!!!  Now if only the Colts defense could do better against good quarterbacks (not Craig "40 QB rating" Krenzel) they'd be shitting on people left and right.  The only teams in the AFC that the Colts should worry about are Pittsburgh and New England.  Pittsburgh because they are content on running the ball 50 times in a game and New England because more than likely they'll have home field advantage and Indy can't play in the cold.

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Edited November 22, 2004 by Enter Blue Guy

[VinceMcMahonForPresident]

Since when has the Bears defense been vaunted? They lost to the Lions at home

[Cactus Drags]

The past three weeks, the Bears defense has been very solid, responsible for all three wins, seeing as the offense seems to be MIA at the moment.

In back-to-back road victories over the Giants and Titans, 10 different Bears defenders registered an interception, sack, forced fumble or fumble recovery.

That's pretty impressive. Shame about the collapse this week.