Extreme Championship Wrestling

[Guest Faded Sanity]

So we all know what Heyman promised for the last ever ECW show. Was it surprising? Not to me. Here's a recap.

411s ECW Guilty As Charged Report 1.07.01

Posted By Danny Birdwell on 01.07.01

Paul Heyman actually does surprise everyone with an event that turned his promotion upside down.

Show opens with highlights…imagine that. These highlights are set to Rage Against the Machine. And we’re live!

Joey and Joel open the show. Joel talks about playing with various body parts. Joel introduces Matthews and York.

Match 1- Matthews and York vs. Jerry Lynn & Cyrus

Baldies come out- attack Matthews and York. Gertner gets involved, gets a DDT by Angel. The Baldies work on Matthews and York, Cyrus and Jerry Lynn come out. Lynn cradle pile drives Matthews. Cyrus pins Matthews for three.

Winners-Jerry Lynn & Cyrus.

After the match, Cyrus pays Baldies for their work. Lynn & Cyrus get on the mic. Lynn says RVD is not the big surprise, after the fans chant “RVD”. He says he will not wrestle another match for ECW, unless it’s a main event.

Match 2- Hot Commodity (with Electra) vs Doring and Roadkill (ECW tag team title match.)

Hamrick comes out with Hot Commodity. Easy Money still has not found the rest of his tights. Dinero and Doring start. Dinero hits a t-bone suplex on Doring and tags in Money. Roadkill comes in from behind. Roadkill hits the springboard elbow on Money. Doring hits the Lancaster Lariat of Lust on Money. Roadkill misses a double splash. Dinero splashes Roadkill to the outside. Doring hits a G spot sweep on Money. Roadkill grabs Electra, Hamrick makes the save. Hamrick and Dinero hit a double bulldog on Doring for two. Money tags in. Money hits the EZ bomb on Doring for two. Doring blocks Money coming off the top rope with a boot. Dinero comes in and hits a neck breaker on Doring for two. Doring hits a DDT for two. Money comes in and Doring catches him with the bareback. Roadkill tags in. Roadkill hits a barnburner on Dinero. Roadkill powerbombs Money. Roadkill hits a double spingboard closeline on Money and Dinero. Electra distracts Roadkill- Hamrick takes out Money. Doring and Roadkill hit the buggy bash for three.

Winner and still champion- Doring and Roadkill.

After the match, Hot Commodity takes out Doring and Roadkill and Nova comes out .

Match 3 - Hamrick vs Nova (Impromptu match)

Nova puts Hamrick in the figure four, Electra makes the save. Hamrick hits a face crusher on Nova for two. Hamrick hits a top rope hurricanrana on Nova for two. Nova and Hamrick trade punches. Nova hits a enziguri on Hamrick. Nova superkicks Hamrick for two- Electra comes in and Nova throws her off and kicks her in the arm. Nova gets Hamrick in the crossface chickenwing. Nova shoulders are down, Chris Chetti comes in wearing a refs outfit and counts three on Nova. Lou E. Dangerously takes out the ref and Little Spike Dudley comes out. Spike Dudley hits the acid drop on Hamrick. Nova hits a senton bomb on Hamrick. Nova hits the kryptonite on Hamrick for three. Spike makes the count.

Winner- Nova

Steve Corino promo follows…

Match 4- C. W. Anderson vs. Tommy Dreamer (I quit match.)

Dreamer is wearing a nice Logan’s Roadhouse shirt. Dreamer and Anderson go at it before the intros are finished. Dreamer and Anderson trade chops. Anderson sends Dreamer into the guard rail. Dreamer suplexes Anderson on the concrete. Dreamer hits a slingshot bodypress on Anderson. Dreamer puts Anderson in a dragon sleeper. Anderson sends Dreamer into the ring post. Anderson puts Dreamer into an arm bar. Dreamer takes Anderson outside and smashes his arm between a chair and ring post. Dreamer hits Anderson with a ring bell…Anderson throws Dreamer onto guard rail. Anderson hits a drop toe hold on the chair. Anderson goes to work on Dreamer’s leg. Anderson beats Dreamer with a chair. Dreamer gets razor wire out of a box. Towel boy attacks Anderson. Anderson hits a ferris wheel on Dreamer…then does a stalling suplex off the ropes on Towel boy. Anderson hits a spine buster on the razor wire. Then puts Dreamer in a arm bar. Anderson suplexes Dreamer on two chairs…crowd chants “holy shit.” Anderson runs Dreamer into the turnbuckle with Dreamer wearing a chair necklace. Anderson sets up a table. Dreamer hits a spicolli driver through the table off the second rope. Dreamer wraps part of the table around Anderson’s eyes and Anderson gives up.

Winner- Tommy Dreamer

After the match Dreamer & Anderson…shake hands?!?!

Francine strokes a long salami sandwich as Steve Corino taunts her…Justin Credible exits the bathroom with Missy Hyatt wrapped only in a towel. Corino meets her in the hall and can’t believe it.

Match 5- Full Blooded Italians vs. Super Crazy and Kid Kash vs. Mikey Whipwreck and Tajiri

Whipwreck, Kash, and and Mamaluke to start match. Mamaluke hits a hiptoss on Whipwreck. Kash scews up a spingboard move of unknown origin. Tajiri Guido and Supercrazy all tag in. Tajiri kicks Guido off the apron. Crazy takes Tajiri down w/ two arm drags. Tajiri ties up Guido across the ropes as Whipwreck hits the leg drop. Kid kash hits a flying attack on Guido. Then we have submissions galore. Super crazy hits a suicide dive on all. Kash hits a twisting springboard moonsault on the others. Kash hits a hurricanrana on Whipwreck. Big Sal splashed Kash. Mamaluke covers Kash for 3. Tajiri and Whipwreck double team Mamaluke in the ring. Guido gets caught on top rope and thrown to the mat by tajiri and Whipwreck. Tajiri puts Guido in tree of woe as Whipwreck does the same to Mamaluke. Tajiri dropkicks guido but Whipwreck misses. Sal catches Whipwreck and run him into the post. Guido hit the Sicilian slice on Whopwreck for two. Guido drop kcicks tajiri off the apron. FBI double top rope power bomb on Whipwreck and cover him for two. FBI double wishbone Whipwreck, but Tajiri breaks it up. Whipwrecker hits whippersnapper on Mamaluke. Tajiri and Guido tag in and Tajiri hits a a modified airplane spin on Guido. Tajiri face plants Mamaluke on a chair set up in the corner. Whipwreck tries for a double Whippersnapper which is blocked into an ambar. Tajiri makes the save and hits Mamaluke with the green mist courtesy of Muta. Tajiri and Whipwreck hit simultaneous crossarm suplexes with a bridge to win.

Winner: Tajiri and Whipwreck

Match 6- Simon and Swinger with Dawn Marie vs. Balls Mahoney and Chilly Willy

Before the match, Swinger complains that he hasn’t been receiving full service from Dawn Marie so he brings out Blue Boy Mgmt. Co. Blue Boy and Jasmine come out.

Blue Boy attacks Balls. Balls chases after Blue Boy. Simon and Swinger hit the problem solver on Chilly Willy…Rhino comes out. Balls misses him with a chair. Rhino gores Balls and takes out Simon and Swinger and Dawn Marie. Chilly Willy and Rhino trade punches…Rhino gores Chilly Willy and Blue Boy. Rhino grabbes Jasmine and pile drives her from the second turn buckle and leaves.

Match ends in a no contest with an up close view of Jasmine’s crotch.

Match 7-Steve Corino with Jack Victory vs. Sandman vs. Justin Credible with Francine for ECW world heavyweight title

Sandman does his usual 30 minute entrance. Credible and Corino start on Sandman. Corino sets ladder up in corner with Sandman and dropkicks it. Credible pulls out another ladder from under the ring. Sandman and Credible trade punches. Sandman bulldogs Credible on ladder. Sandman goes for the belt but Corino knocks him off. Corino and Credible slam ladder into Little Sandman. Credible flips Sandman out onto a table. Corino hits a drop toe hold onto a chair on Credible. Sandman suplexes Corino onto a ladder. Sandman throws Credible through a table. Sandman goes for the belt again but falls. Credible and Corino knock Sandman through another table outside the ring. Corino slingshots Credible into a ladder. Credible hits that’s incredible on Corino. Francine hits a hurricanrana on Sandman. Sandman brings in a large ladder (12 foot.) Credible puts Corino through a table face first. Sandman climbs to the top of the ladder and gets the belt.

Winner and new champ- Sandman

After the match- Corino and Credible shake Sandman’s hand. Da Baldies come in and attack Corino and Credible. Rhino comes in and attacks Sandman. Rhino trips as he tries to gore Sandman. Rhino asks for a match with Sandman but Sandman won’t let him. They finally start to fight.

Match 8- Rhino vs. Sandman

Rhino piledrives Sandman through a table outside the ring. Rhino covers for two. Rhino piledrives Sandman on part of a table and covers for three.

Winner and new champ- Rhino

Before the match, Cyrus challenges anyone in the building to face Rhino. This brings out Rob Van Dam.

Match 9- Rob Van Dam vs. Jerry Lynn

Jerry Lynn comes in and attacks rvd. They fight to a stand off and rvd plays to the crowd. Jerry Lynn flips rvd over the guard rail. Rvd hits a moonsault off the guardrail. Rvd drops Lynn across the guardrail and hits him with a corkscrew guillotine leg drop. Rvd hits Lynn with multiple moonsaults inside the ring. Lynn hits rvd with a clothesline off the top rope. Lynn dropkicks rvd onto the floor. Cyrus hugs Lynn. Lynn slams rvd onto ring post and then onto the concrete. Rvd and Lynn trade two counts on multiple reversals. Rvd kicks Lynn in the face. He (rvd) hits a rolling senton bomb for two. Lynn powerbombs rvd onto a chair for two. Lynn hits a German suplex for two. Lynn DDTs rvd on a chair for two. Rvd misses the five star splash…Cyrus comes in but Gertner catches him and DDTs him. Rvd hits a vandaminator on Lynn. Gertner holds the chair in place while rvd hits the vanterminator for three.

Winner- Rob Van Dam

After the match, Gertner celebrates with Van Dam.

Credible & Corino cut a promo to end the show. Say hello to the New Impact Players

[Guest Faded Sanity]

February 2nd 2001 4:50pm

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[Guest Faded Sanity]

Extreme Championship Wrestling Title Histories

Extreme Championship Wrestling World Heavyweight Title

Current Holder: Rhyno

Previous Holder: The Sandman

Date obtained: January 7, 2001

Event: Guilty as Charged

Extreme Championship Wrestling World Television Title

Current Holder: Rhyno

Previous Holder: Kid Kash

Date obtained: 9/9/00

Event: Hardcore TV (I beleive)

Extreme Championship Wrestling World Tag Team Titles

Current Holder: Danny Doring and Amish Roadkill

Previous Holder: FBI

Date obtained: 8/26/00

Event: ECW August Show

Will update everytime title changes hands.

ECW STOCK HOLDERS

Board Of Directors- TBA at a later Date

Stock Holders

Insert the following graphic into your sig and you will be a Stock Holder. You must also link the graphic to this diary.

Current number of Stocks Sold: 20

acacia

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efwa4life

HardKore06

JKDaRock

oldskool

Ollie_Beak

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Phreak

Quoth The Raven

RavenEffect16

rvdjrv2002

rvdwannabe

SevenSinns

The Future

The King

ZPsycho182

thank you for the support.

Edited April 9, 2005 by Faded Sanity

[Guest Faded Sanity]

ECW4life.com

ECW PULLS PLUG ON HARDCORE TV!

Sad news for ECW fans as ECW has pulled the plug on Hardcore TV due to Financial problems. The company has stated though that this is not the end of ECW. Heyman was unable for comment, but we were able to speak with his Financial Advisor, Mr. Darren Summers, who commented that "We decided that Hardcore TV was a waste valauble assests and intend to put more money in the Pay-Per-Views.".

In other news ECW has been hot on the stock market latley as it has gone up two dollars at the closing yesterday. ECW has promised that their still are alot of shares left and you should pick yours up as soon as possible.

[rvdjrv2002]

This is the most inventive diaries I have ever read.

[Guest Faded Sanity]

www.ecw4life.com

Contracts...Contracts....Contracts

Well, It's offcial. After many years of no commitment it has finally happend. Today Extreme Championship Wrestling has announced that it has signed a small number of its very strong and unique roster to written contracts. Although most of the details to the contracts are unknown we can tell you who signed and for how long.

Danny Doring------2 years

Roadkill-------------2 years

Jerry Lynn----------1 year

Rhyno---------------2 years

Rob Van Dam------1 year

Steve Corino-------1 year

Tommy Dreamer---1 year

We were able to reach Mr. Heyman for a comment and he stated "That these men would be the foundation for the new Extreme Championship Wrestling. Everything that you knew about ECW or thought you knew about ECW, was going to change. ECW will not lay down and die for anyone. Machmaon, Prepare for war."

Strong words from the man himself.

In other news Extreme Championship Wrestling has announced the card for Cyberslam will be released very soon.

[Guest Faded Sanity]

ecw4life.com

Exit Sandman?

Rumors are running rampant that ECW's Sandman has been in contact with World Wrestling Federation and I for one am a little upset. It appears that The Sandman is interested in mainstream, but I think that the only reason the WWF wants him so that that will that is one less draw for ECW. As far as I'm concerned The Sandman can sign his little contract and get the fuck out of ECW and not come back. With that in mind ECW released it's card for Cyberslam earlier this morning.

Extreme Championship Wrestling Proudly Presents

CYBERSLAM!

Live from ECW Arena in Phillidelphia, Pennsilvania

Sunday Febuary 11th

At Guilty as Charged Paul Heyman promised a change. As we al know there wasn't much of a change in ECW other than the World Title changing hands twice. The Sandman walking away with it in a triple threat Tables, Ladder, and Canes Match. After he rasied the title for no more than a minute did that monster Rhyno came in and completey squashed him.  The match of the night had to be Jerry Lynn vs. Rob Van Dam as both men sacraficed their minds, bodies, and souls to win the match. So what does ECW have in store for us this week? Let's take a look shall we.

York and Matthews vs. Da Baldies

After that attack from behind At Guilty as Charged, York and Matthews are looking for payback and they get their chance at Cyberslam! as they face Da Baldies in a hardcore match. Will York and Matthews gain their revenge or will Da Baldies beat them into submission or even a possible early retirement?

ECW Television Title Match: Rhyno © vs. Tommy Dreamer

Rhyno, in one of his two matches for this pay per view, takes on the Innovator of Extreme Tommy Dreamer for the ECW Television title. Rhyno better make this one short and sweet if he stands any chance of defending his World title successfully in the main event.

ECW Tag Team Championship: Dorring and Roadkill vs. Willy and Balls

Don't know how ecw came up with this match as Willy and Balls have done nothing to deserve a title shot and I can think of a few teams that should be getting it before them. This should be an easy win for Dorring and Roadkill barring any outside interference.

ECW World Championship Match:  Rob Van Dam vs. Rhyno© vs. Jerry Lynn

After that spectacular match last month, Paul Heyman has decided to give both Jerry Lynn and Rob Van Dam a shot at the title. With the odds against Rhyno can the man beast fend off two of the best ECW has to offer? Or will Lynn finally prove why he is called the Whole F'n Show? Or can Rob Van Dam once again call himself Mr. Pay-Per-View?

[Phreak]

truely an awesome card....winners in bold

York & Matthews Vs. Da Baldies; Hardcore match has got to favour da baldies

Rhyno Vs. Tommy Dreamer; Lynn or Rvd interfere to throw rhyno off his game for the main event

Doring & Roadkill Vs. Willy & Balls; Doring and Kill are definatly a more solid team then Willy and Balls

Rhyno Vs. Lynn Vs RVD; proving that his ealier defeat didnt throw him off Rhyno proves himself a champion worth rallying behind, or a sneaky little bastard stealing the win from Lynn or RVD

~PhreaK~

Edited March 10, 2005 by Phreak

[THEXTREMIST]

York & Matthews Vs. Da Baldies

Rhyno Vs. Tommy Dreamer

Doring & Roadkill Vs. Willy & Balls

Rhyno Vs. Lynn Vs RVD

[RavenEffect16]

York & Matthews Vs. Da Baldies

Rhyno Vs. Tommy Dreamer

Doring & Roadkill Vs. Willy & Balls

Rhyno Vs. Lynn Vs RVD

Edited March 8, 2005 by RavenEffect16

[rvdjrv2002]

York & Matthews Vs. Da Baldies. I just dont think Da Baldies can handle York and Matthews

Rhyno Vs. Tommy DreamerRhyno. Cant hold both titles

Doring & Roadkill Vs. Willy & Balls. Willy & Balls just haven't done very much

Rhyno Vs. Lynn Vs RVD. Lynn and RVDwill beat each other leaving Rhyno the easy pin.

Edited March 10, 2005 by rvdjrv2002

[Guest Faded Sanity]

I attened to have a graphic by now but the person that I asked to make it has been busy. Also If you would all like to go back and edit your picks with reasons why you picked them you have the chance of winning bonus points.

[Guest Faded Sanity]

ecw4life

SANDMAN SIGNS!

Extreme Championship Wrestling reported today saying that The Sandman had indeed signed a 4 year deal with the World Wrestling Federation for a reported $3.6m over 2 years. That's roughly $150 grand a month which was twice as much as what ECW ECW was paying him per appearence. Cyberslam is just mere days away and I myself have bought the first ticket and hope to see you all there. Remeber to wear your ECW4life T-shirts.

Doctor Hardcore

[rvdjrv2002]

How can Sandman betray the loyal fans. Lets hope his stay in WWF is like his stay in WCW was.

[oldskool]

York & Matthews Vs. Da Baldies

Just because I don't really care about this match all that much. And aren't ALL ECW matches hardcore?

Rhyno Vs. Tommy Dreamer

Don't see Dreamer picking up TV gold. I see a gimmick change, actually.

Doring & Roadkill Vs. Willy & Balls

Because Chilly Balls are a bunch of CHICKENS~!

Rhyno Vs. Lynn Vs RVD

Lynn never beats RVD, but he can pin Rhyno!

[JKDaRock]

York and Matthews vs. Da Baldies- York and Matthews could easlily gain an early advantage, Thus they have the whole match advantage

ECW Television Title Match: Rhyno © vs. Tommy Dreamer- I just don't think Rhyno coul handle the pressure of defending TWO titles

ECW Tag Team Championship: Dorring and Roadkill vs. Willy and Balls- Because Wiily and Balls shouldn't have the title over Doring/Roadkill

ECW World Championship Match: Rob Van Dam vs. Rhyno© vs. Jerry Lynn- Lynn and Van Damn beat each other up and Rhyno attacks the weakest one for the easy victory!

[efwa4life]

York and Matthews vs. Da Baldies- York and Matthews are a more talented team I believe and a win over Da Baldies could be the begining of a push

ECW Television Title Match: Rhyno © vs. Tommy Dreamer- If Dreamer wins any title it better be the World title

ECW Tag Team Championship: Dorring and Roadkill vs. Willy and Balls - I don't foresee Willy and Balls being tag champs

ECW World Championship Match:  Rob Van Dam vs. Rhyno© vs. Jerry Lynn - I would go with an ending that would lead to a Lynn RVD rematch, and watch the buyrates soar through the roof, as the two fight for the World Title for the first time

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[oldskool]

Where does one pick up the ECW4life t-shirt? How much are they? Do I get a free one for being a stockholder (as evidenced by the new sig)?

[AntPaulseno]

York & Matthews Vs. Da Baldies - Da Baldies with a slight advantage but York & Matthews to put up an awesome fight

Rhyno Vs. Tommy Dreamer - Lynn to run in to cost Rhyno TV Title to hype main event

Doring & Roadkill Vs. Willy & Balls - Doring and Roadkill need to keep the titles a bit longer

Rhyno Vs. Lynn Vs RVD - Rhyno to get his revenge on Lynn for costing him the TV Title earlier on in the night

Edited March 14, 2005 by AntPaulseno

[The King]

York & Matthews Vs. Da Baldies; DOnt really know the guys in the match so i'll say Da Baldies

Rhyno Vs. Tommy Dreamer; Dreamer would make a cool champ

Doring & Roadkill Vs. Willy & Balls; since i dont know who Willy and Balls are

Rhyno Vs. Lynn Vs RVD; I dont see Rhyno loosing both titles the same night

[The Future]

Send me the sig I signed up as a Stock member a long time ago but didnt get it.

[daileyxplanet]

York & Matthews Vs. Da Baldies; Upset victory because you should push them.

Rhyno Vs. Tommy Dreamer; Because two titles on the same person kinda cheapens them.

Doring & Roadkill Vs. Willy & Balls; Doring and Road are not going to lose to them lamers.

Rhyno Vs. Lynn Vs RVD; Neither are ready for the big one.

[efwa4life]

The Future, you have to go to the first page of the diary and get it from there. I had to ask the same thing too.

[Guest Faded Sanity]

Note: Graphic for this to be updated at a latter time.

Attendance: 4076

Ticket Sales: $163040

ECW fades in on a black screen. Bold Purple letters with that unforgettable barb-wired font, the letters fade out slowly and then a video package begins to play to the tune of Fuel by Meatillica. Various clips of Rhyno gorning countless opponents and of RVD executing some spectacular high-flying moves. Then to Jerry Lynn making his statement about not competing in ECW ever again unless it was the main event. Then to the attack on RVD that set up the last match ECW fans were going to ever see. The highlights of the match were shown with the climax of it showing RVD Missing the frog splash and Cyrus coming to try and interfere but the Quintessential Stud muffin stopped him with a DDT. Gertner holds the chair in place while RVD hits the van terminator for three. The video then cuts off and then we are taken to the ring. The lights are down in the ECW Arena and a single spotlight shines on a lone man standing in the middle of the ring. He is wearing a suit and tie with a baseball cap.

“January 7th, I promised a change, little did I know that that change would never become a reality, however I’ve been given something that few wrestling promotions ever get and that is a second chance. Through the help of the fans, the driving force behind ECW, We have once again overcome. Than you to all of you have purchased the stock of ECW. With your help we have made enough money to pay off almost all of our debts and afford to keep this company that you love so much, afloat. I thank you all for your support. ARE YOU READY!

The light s Flicker on to show a jam-packed arena. The fans erupt with cheers.

“I SAID ARE…YOU…READY!”?

The fans cheer even louder.

“THEN LET”S GET EXTREME!”

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The fans erupt as "Nothing but a G Thang" by Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg hits the airwaves and Da Baldies begin their way to the ring. Angel and Devito roll into the ring. York and Mathews came out of the crowd and slide into the ring and this match is underway.

York and Matthews vs. Da Baldies

York and Matthews send Da Baldies to the outside and taunt them. Angel and Devito have a little discussion and Angel climbs back into the ring. Him and York lock it up and Angel quickly backs him up in the corner and begins to pound away at him. A left then a right then another left followed up with a huge uppercut. York slumps down into the corner and Angel begins to choke away at him with his boot. The ref counts to three and Angel breaks the hold and tags out to Devito. Devito comes in and lines York up for a shoulder ram and York moves, Devito catches steel. He tags to Matthews and Matthews comes in and begins to clean house throwing lefts and rights. Down goes Devito. He catches angel with an arm drag and then lands a standing leg drop on him. Angel rolls to the outside. Devito slides back in with a chair. He swings and Matthews ducks and as Devito comes back around Matthews nails him with a super kick. Matthew then launches himself over the top rope onto Angel with a springboard Plancha. York and Matthews roll him into the ring and execute the Full Effect (Double Team Torture Rack into a DDT) they then repeat it on Devito. Matthews goes for the pin….1…..2…KICKOUT! How in the world did Devito pull that off? Angel slides back into the ring with baseball bat. He swings and connects to the back of the head off Matthews sending Matthews through to the outside. Angel then turns around and York catches him with a belly to belly suplex. York picks up the bat know and brings it over his head and down across Angel’s back. He does it again and again before Devito catches him with a chair shot in the back of the leg. Matthews slowly begins to stir on the outside as Devito continues to beat on York with that chair. Matthews slides back into the ring and rolls Devito up with a school boy. He grabs the tights. The Ref counts…1…..2……3! York and Matthews just give Da Baldies a taste of their own medicine.

Winners: York and Matthews

Angel is now back in the ring and begins to lay a beaten to Matthews with a few chair shots to the back. York takes a swing at Angel but Angel ducks and comes back around with a massive chair shot to York. York is down and appears to be busted open. Devito begins to stir and Angel helps him to his feet. The two then begin to lay the boots to both men as we cut to a ppv commercial.

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We come back to find ourselves in a small dressing room. Jerry Lynn is sitting in a chair with his arms crossed over the back of it. Just then the door swings open and in steps….R….V…..D! Lynn gets to his feet quickly and throws the chair up against the wall. He gets up in Rob’s face. Dam smirks at him.

“Tell me Jerry, how does it feel to always be a day late and a dollar short? Let’s count the times you’ve faced me and came up short shall we? One…two…three…four.”

As he starts on his other hand,

“Gee, Jerry it looks like I’m running out of fingers and I really would hate to have to unlace these boots. So I think I’ll stop at ten. Ten times in the last 2 years Jerry.”

Lynn smacks him upside the face.

“Shut your mouth, I come out here week after week, month after month and put my body on the line for the sake of this company yet it’s you who comes in and takes all of my glory away from me. When people think of ECW they don’t think of me they think of you. I’m sick of it. Tonight I’m going to prove that I am no second fiddle to anyone and that…includes….you.”

Lynn turns around and walks off.

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Notes: Jerry Lynn has now completed his turn and he is a face.

"Man in the Box" by Alice in Chains blasts over the speakers as the “ECW’s Favorite Son” Tommy Dreamer makes his way to the ring. He has his trustee Singapore cane in hand. Dreamer was blind-sided by the man beast Rhyno. Rhyno picked Dreamer up and rolled him into the ring.

ECW Television Title Match: Rhyno© vs. Tommy Dreamer

Rhyno continued his assault in the ring grabbing a chair from outside as he came in. He set up the chair and picked dreamer up into a Powerbomb position. As he brought Dreamer down DREAMER REVERSED IT INTO A DDT!

The Fans began to chant: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!

Dreamer rolled to his feet now and grabbed his cane. Rhyno began to stir and slowly made it to his knees. Dreamer raised the cane over his head and brought it down across Rhyno’s left shoulder and then his right. Rhyno though absorbed the blows and began to get to his feet. Dreamer kept punishing him with shot after shot from that cane. He wound up and hit him with a baseball swing to the right side of the rib cage and then the other side.

The fans counted every shot: 1…..2……3……4…….5……6

Dreamer then wound back and to a huge shot breaking the cane across the forehead of Rhyno. Rhyno fell to the matt and rolled over on his stomach. Dreamer picked the chair up off the mat and set it up bared it in the corner between the ropes. Rhyno got to his feet quickly while Dreamer’s back was turned. His face covered in blood from that cane shot. Dreamer turned around and Rhyno flew at him……SMACK! DREAMER SIDE STEPPED! DREAMER SIDESTEPPED! Rhyno’s head and shoulder completely bent the chair in half. Rhyno was down holding his shoulder. Dreamer grabbed another chair. He set it up in the middle of the ring and picked the bloody Rhyno up off the ground. He flung him to the ropes. He went for the toe hold but Rhyno hurdled over it. Rhyno hit the other side and came back, Dreamer side stepped the gore and Rhyno went through the ropes to the outside. Dreamer climbed out and reached under the ring looking for something and the fans went nuts when he pulled out the bat wrapped in barbwire. Rhyno rolled back into the ring and Dreamer followed him in. Rhyno charged at him again and Dreamer swung at him with the bat but Rhyno ducked and came off the other side and hit Dreamer with THE GORE! Dreamer went to swing the bat and Rhyno hit him hard with a burst of speed just barely missing the barbwire. Rhyno picks Dreamer up and plants with a sit down Powerbomb…1…..2…..3!

Winner and Still ECW Television Champion: RHYNO!

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Fade to Blue.

ECW Tag Team Championship Match: Doring and Roadkill vs. Willy and Balls

We cut back to the arena just in time to hear the opening chords of "Super Bon Bon" by Soul Coughing. The fans cheer their names as the ECW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS, Danny Doring and Roadkill make their way to the ring. “Big Balls” by AC?DC fires up and Willy and Balls make their way to the ring. Both parties shake hands before the match begin, or so it looks like but as Doring and Roadkill go to turn around Balls and Willy lay some forearms to the back of their heads. Doring goes down but all it does to Roadkill is piss the big man off. He comes turns back around and stares down both men and then goes to work rocking both of them with lefts and rights. Catching Balls with a big clothesline and then taking Willy down. Doring climbs back in the ring and the ref restores order and the match is officially under way. Doring catches Willy with a kick to the gut and swings him to the ropes. Goes for a back body drop but Willy gives him a kick to the face and into a ddt. Willy gets up and tags in Balls. Balls comes in and goes to work on Doring’s left leg with a few good stomps followed by a leg wrench. Doring fights his way back to his feet rocks Balls with a few right hands and then does a little spin and takes him down with a clothesline. Doring begins to crawl towards his corner. Roadkill stretches for him and Doring makes the tag. As soon as he does Balls grabs by the foot and drags him over to their corner not knowing he made the tag. Balls turns his back on Roadkill and Roadkill makes him pay for with a great bulldog. Willy comes in and Roadkill catches him and drops him with a body slam. Balls comes back in with the chair. He goes for a swing and Roadkill ducks it and gives him a swift kick to the gut and shoves his head beneath his legs. He lifts Balls high into the other and then sits down as Doring launches himself off the top rope…BUGGY BANG! Roadkill covers him for the pin 1….Chilly climbs back in the ring……..2……..Doring cuts him off and plants him with a ddt……3!

Winners and still ECW Tag Team Champions: Doring and Roadkill

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We come back to find ourselves in the locker room of our reigning world champion, Rhyno. Rhyno appears to not have cleaned up at all since his TV match as his face is caked in dry blood. He brushes his hair out of face and smacks the camera.

“ROB VAN DAM! I’M GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS! JERRY LYNN! You want to prove something tonight well you picked the wrong night. I’m going to break you in fuckin half. Then when I’m done with you I’m going to break Rob Van Dam in fuckin half. Get ready to be GORED!”

Rhyno storms out of the locker room with his title in hand and heads for the ring.

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Pantera’s “Walk” hits the speakers and the fans go ape shit as Rob..Van….DAM! makes his way to the ring. He flips over the top ropes and does some very impressive footwork as Bill Alfonso keeps yelling stuff we can’t understand and blowing that annoying little whistle. RVD continues to show off until “Scapegoat” hits the speakers and he becomes all business as Jerry Lynn sprints down to the ring and climbs in. Lynn wastes no time going at RVD, tackling him to the ground and begins to pound away with lefts and rights then Van Dam rolls over on top of him and he gets some licks in. Van Dam lifts Lynn up and swings him into the corner. He mounts Lynn and monkey flips him into the center of the ring and he climbs to the top. "Debonaire" by Dope hits the speakers and Rhyno charges down to the ring. The Ref calls for the bell and this match is under way.

ECW World Heavyweight Championship Match: Rhyno© vs. RVD vs. Jerry Lynn

Rhyno comes in and goes straight for Rob Van Dam who leaps off the top with a cross body block. Rhyno just catches him and holds him slowly turning around. WHACK! Lynn connects with a super kick square to the chin of Rhyno. Rhyno drops Van Dam and stumbles backwards. Lynn continues his assault on Rhyno pushing him up against the ropes. He whips Rhyno across to the other side and he bounces off and comes across the other side and goes for a clothesline, Lynn ducks and RVD catches Rhyno with a Spinning Heel Kick. Rhyno goes down and Lynn heads to the outside and rummages under the ring and the fans pop as he pulls a large ladder and a table out from under the ring. Van Dam rolls to the outside and goes after Lynn whipping him into the guardrail and then into the ring post. Rhyno is on the outside now and all three men are brawling with each other. Rhyno sends Lynn over the guard rail and then plants RVD with suplex on the outside. Rhyno grabs the table and throws it in the ring. He sets it up in the corner. Rhyno then climbs back outside and grabs the ladder learning it up against the ring. Lynn has recovered and begins to beat on Rhyno sending him back towards the entrance ramp. He then whips Rhyno towards the ladder…RHYNO REVERSES AND LYNN SMACKS HEAD ON WITH THE LADDER! RHYNO CHARGES IN AND LYNN MOVES! The Ladder is bent in half from the impact of Rhyno. RVD rolls Lynn back into the ring and sets him up and hits the split legged moonsault. He makes the cover….1…..2….shoulder up. RVD picks Lynn up off the mat. He whips him towards the corner. Lynn reverses and kicks RVD in the gut and plants him with the cradle piledriver. Lynn can’t seem to make the cover. He finally crawls over to RVD and puts his arm across him as the ref begins to count…….1……2…KICKOUT! Lynn begins to get to his feet as Rhyno squats in a corner, Lynn is still getting to his feet When the lights dim and the opening drum beat to that all too familiar song begins to play. Could it be? Could he have turned it down? The Sandman is then seen standing at the top of the runway. He makes his way to the ring at his usual pace as Rhyno just stares him down, The Sandman then sprints down to the ring. He climbs in and Rhyno goes after him. Sandman ducks a clothesline and catches Rhyno across the throat with his cane and plants him with a WHITE RUSSIAN LEGSWEEP! The fans go ape shit once again. Lynn Is getting up and Sandman turns around staring him down. Lynn reaches out his hand and Sandman shakes it….wait….WHACK! Sandman catches Lynn right in the face with the cane. Lynn is down. Van Dam approaches him now. Sandman extends points at RVD then grabs his hand and raises it high….NO!…WHTIE RUSSIAN LEGSWEEP! The Sandman lays in a few more cane shots on all three competitors and then leaves the ring and heads back up the entrance ramp. In a final gesture he gives everyone in the arena the finger and they respond with a huge amount of boos. All three men are still down in the ring. Rhyno begins to stir to life, but Lynn and RVD are still down. Rhyno finally makes it to his feet and he grabs Lynn by the hair and lifts him up off the mat. RVD begins to move as well. Lynn then comes alive as he boots Rhyno in the got and sets him up for the cradle piledriver….Rhyno powers out of with a back drop and then spins around……AND GORES RVD THROUGH THE TABLE! Lynn is slow to his feet as Rhyno sets up for another gore. He sizes Lynn up and then charges in for the kill……MY GAWD HE JUST BROKE LYNN IN HALF! Rhyno folds Lynn up for the pin 1…..2…..3

Winner and Still World Heavyweight Champion: RHYNO!

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Overall: 66

Edited March 17, 2005 by Faded Sanity

[Guest Faded Sanity]

PREDICTION CONTEST LEADER BOARD!

1st. rvdjr2002----------53 points

2nd. efwa4life----------52 points

3rd. JKDaRock----------52 points

4th. Dailyxplanet-------50 points

5th. RavenEffect16-----50 points

6th. The Extremenist---50 points

7th. Phreak------------22 points

8th. AntPaulseno-------20 points

9th. oldskool-----------20 points

10th. The King---------20 points

Great job to our first round winner rvdjr2002. You get the a prize. PM me a gimmick that you would like to see Tommy Dreamer have.

Edited March 31, 2005 by Faded Sanity