Top 10 Most Ridiculous Black Metal Pictures

[tristy]

http://www.ruthlessreviews.com/top10/10blackmetal.html

Pfft, Gorgoroth is the shit, damnit.

[FunkAsPuck]

This is so old.

Yet still humorous.

[Liam]

I can't take it seriously until one of the Immortal pics is moved to number one!

But seriously, some of those are fucking awful.

[GhostMachine]

So let me get this straight.....

Just about every black metal band out there has at least one member who looks like a King Diamond rip-off, if not the whole band looking that way?

:blink:

And Dani looks like a homosexual goth than a black metal artist.

(btw, anyone know if King Diamond is still around? That guy was the shit back in the late 80's)

Edited April 23, 2005 by GhostMachine

[MalaCloudy Black]

KD's still making music. Released a new disc last year.

[Gabriel]

What's wrong with these people?

The biggest factor in luring people into black metal is the theatrics of the genre, and whoever the fuck this guy is, is completely ripping these bands to shreds for being theatric.

And since when has making money become selling out?

It's no wonder people hate the internet.

On the plus side...some of those pictures are just completely ridiculous. I had a good laugh at a few of them.

[tristy]

Shit son, I want some armbands with 10" nails.

Did anyone move their mouse over the Immortal picture?

[Farmer Reil]

Wow, someone missed the point, and his name begins with G.

Did anyone move their mouse over the Immortal picture?

Edited April 23, 2005 by TheReilDeal

[Gabriel]

Wow, someone missed the point, and his name begins with G.

Did anyone move their mouse over the Immortal picture?

Bwahahahahha. Classic.

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[fourstarfizzle]

The pictures are funny, and whats funnier, is the Black Metal is fucking awful!!

[Underage Politician]

These guys need to spend less time doing their makeup and more time burning down churches.

[MDK]

anyone know why they chose the WCW TV Title?

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Because he wasnt over enough for the world title.

[darrdor]

The pictures are funny, and whats funnier, is the Black Metal is fucking awful!!

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Edited April 24, 2005 by darrdor

[Bushmeister]

No, no...don't get me wrong, I enjoyed the concept of it, and a lot of the pictures made me laugh, so it was good. However, the comments for a few of them seemed like this guy that wrote it is bitter towards a few of the bands.

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[Guest George]

The pictures are funny, and whats funnier, is the Black Metal is fucking awful!!

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Edited April 28, 2005 by George

[Liam]

The pictures are funny, and whats funnier, is the Black Metal is fucking awful!!

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:rolleyes. It's even more awful to generalize.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not a fan of Black Metal, but to say the whole genre is awful is laughable.

The pictures are funny, specially #3, #4 and #5.

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Frankly anyone who things Black Metal is awful as a whole hasn't heard any Emperor. They rule, irrelevant of genre placing.