Britney's given birth~!

[Guest Iron Mary]

***GENDER SPOILER WARNING***

It's a boy!

Edited September 15, 2005 by Anti-Hero

[ROC]

BSIG will be thrilled. His illegitmate love child with Britney has finally been born.

[Farmer Reil]

What's the point in spoiler tags if the first line of the report gives it away anyway?

I bet she calls it something completely stupid.

They should call it Edge.

Then it could be Edge Spears-Federline.

Hahha. I crack myself up.

[Clawson]

Was she really pregnant for 9 months? She still looked rather skinny.

[apsham]

Any news on the cheetus?

[Guest Iron Mary]

Any news on the cheetus?

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[Toe]

Now we must expect the mandatory music video where she is all reflective because she is a parent......followed by one where she dry humps Federline for 3 minutes.

[Clawson]

Now we must expect the mandatory music video where she is all reflective because she is a parent......followed by one where she dry humps Federline for 3 minutes.

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[gunnar hendershow]

Name him Carpet and hook him up with Jacko's son.

[Media 2.0]

Was she really pregnant for 9 months? She still looked rather skinny.

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[paidelr]

Name him Carpet and hook him up with Jacko's son.

Edited September 15, 2005 by Paidy

[ROC]

Was she really pregnant for 9 months? She still looked rather skinny.

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There are better pics out there that 'show' but that was just a quick pick to prove...that wasn't the case.

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[Toe]

Was she really pregnant for 9 months? She still looked rather skinny.

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There are better pics out there that 'show' but that was just a quick pick to prove...that wasn't the case.

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[Lowerdeck]

I feel sorry for the kid. Celebrity kids don't end up too well, spoiled life and spoiling/crazy parents.

[Hellfire]

And Arnold the only man...... 

[Evil Chase K]

I don't know why but the first time I saw the topic, I swear it said "Britney Spears Gives Birth!!! TO A HAND!!!"

Wrestling warps the mind.

[Hellfire]

I wish that Social Services would just take the baby away from Britney right now, as she's going to fuck that kid up more than anything else. Theres no chance he's going to turn out normal either.

[britneyspearsisgod]

BSIG will be thrilled. His illegitmate love child with Britney has finally been born.

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[NobBe Nobbs]

...no. With a name like Preston, the kid's doomed. He's goes to be pampered, then when released into the real world, he'll probably become a druggie or a hobo. Possibly both.

[britneyspearsisgod]

See, there is some comedy value in a hobo Spears child though. I look forward to it. If not to abuse it when I become it's step-father.