Britney's given birth~!

[Hobo]

If the baby gets an anyway normal name I will be surprised.

[Carnage]

Screw all this baby talk. When the fuck is she going to "accidentily" release a home-made porn?

[Guest Sesame Seed]

Congratulations to her, perhaps she'll take more time off, get back into shape and then actually do this "pop career" thing that she's famous for in the first place now.

[Guest Iron Mary]

Congratulations to her, perhaps she'll take more time off, get back into shape and then actually do this "pop career" thing that she's famous for in the first place now.

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[Kaney]

I don't know why but the first time I saw the topic, I swear it said "Britney Spears Gives Birth!!! TO A HAND!!!"

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See, I have this thing where I glance at a line and sometimes the line underneath it meshes into the line I'm trying to read, if I'm reading it too fast. So imagine my surprise when the topic title and subtitle read THIS to me.

"Bender's given birth~!"

I mean COME ON.

Oh, congratulations to Britney, commiserations to BSIG. I know he wanted to get in there first >_>

[Lowerdeck]

I don't know why but the first time I saw the topic, I swear it said "Britney Spears Gives Birth!!! TO A HAND!!!"

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See, I have this thing where I glance at a line and sometimes the line underneath it meshes into the line I'm trying to read, if I'm reading it too fast. So imagine my surprise when the topic title and subtitle read THIS to me.

"Bender's given birth~!"

I mean COME ON.

Oh, congratulations to Britney, commiserations to BSIG. I know he wanted to get in there first >_>

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I think he would have needed to have done that before he even knew who Brit was. She probably popped it before then.

[Tarheels.]

Screw all this baby talk. When the fuck is she going to "accidentily" release a home-made porn?

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[The Kraig]

She was too young to be impregnated.

RIP Britney. *cries*

[Carnage]

Screw all this baby talk. When the fuck is she going to "accidentily" release a home-made porn?

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thats the question we are all asking. If paris hilton can have one (which sucked major ass by the way) then Brittany can have one. The one episode of her terrifying show seemed like she fucks ALOT so why not make a movie of you fucking..ALOT

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[Hajjhowe]

I wish that Social Services would just take the baby away from Britney right now, as she's going to fuck that kid up more than anything else. Theres no chance he's going to turn out normal either.

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[Carnage]

did you name urseld adter antajj hawthorne, dt from wisconsin badgers who fell from 1st round to 6th just by smoking weed and a poor combi\ne? he got cut by da raiders. is that why u r what u r./?

[lazy_arse]

They have called him Sean Preston. Not that bad, could have been a lot worse.

[ROC]

They have called him Sean Preston. Not that bad, could have been a lot worse.

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[Lowerdeck]

Whatever happened to London then?

[britneyspearsisgod]

Sean Preston? Not too bad. Thomas would have been better though. Thomas Sean Federline. Sounds good-ish.