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BRIT SEX TAPE REPORTEDLY ON THE WAY.

BRITNEY Spears and Kevin Federline reportedly fear a steamy home video is about to be made public.

A member of the singer’s entourage is believed to have copied one of the couple’s personal video tapes – allegedly recorded while Britney was still expecting baby son Sean Preston - and is threatening to release it.

A source told America’s US Weekly magazine: "He has threatened to release raunchy footage of the two taken before Spears looked pregnant.”

During her pregnancy, Britney confessed her sex life was the best it had ever been.

The sexy singer insisted her bedroom romps with husband Kevin had been red hot since she conceived.

She confessed at the time: "I think it's the best. Sex is crazy good."

Britney also stunned viewers on her reality TV show Chaotic after she was shown begging Kevin for sex.

The blonde babe, who was not married to former dancer Kevin when the footage was shot, brands the couple's bedroom antics "so good" before begging her 26-year-old lover to let her take the day off from her Onyx tour last year "to just f*** all day".

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2004580...5460337,00.html

MAN!

I CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE THIS!

One thing, I know..

My penis and bucket of Crisco are ready.

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"I think it's the best. Sex is crazy good."

I saw that quote in the Daily Star today, and found it fucking hilarious. I still do. The same article said that Britney could become "the next Paris Hilton", which surely is the worst title to be given? You know you're shit when you're not even good enough to be Paris Hilton.

I love how celebrities keep filming themselves having sex as their career's on the wane, then being oh-so-shocked when it "accidentally" makes its way on to the Internet.

I couldn't give a fuck about this, because I've never found Britney attractive, and if it really is a "leaked" video and not meticulously planned, she's not going to be made up for a publicity appearance, so she'll look ugly as sin.

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When you've seen one celebrity try to act like a porn star and fail horribly, you've seen it all.

What if it was Morgan Freeman?

Morgan Freeman is a good actor.

You're saying that if he tried to act like a porn star, he would succeed?

Eugh.

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When you've seen one celebrity try to act like a porn star and fail horribly, you've seen it all.

What if it was Morgan Freeman?

Morgan Freeman is a good actor.

You're saying that if he tried to act like a porn star, he would succeed?

Eugh.

Have you watched porn? It's quite easy to perform if you're a guy. It's the women that need to know how to time their moans, etc.

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When you've seen one celebrity try to act like a porn star and fail horribly, you've seen it all.

What if it was Morgan Freeman?

Morgan Freeman is a good actor.

He's also got a big johnson.

So does Saddam.

Actually, I'm betting some of you would see a movie with Saddam and Brit or Paris, huh?

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It depends. If I brought it, I always congratulate myself on a good performance.

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