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  1. kempay

    Groovy.

  2. kempay

    RT ‏@the_ironsheik world end tomorrow everybody would know that i am the legend

  3. kempay

    Excuse me, do these effectively hide my thunder?

    1. Pesci

      Pesci

      I suppose I'm uh... buy-curious

    2. Redefine Sick

      Redefine Sick

      -Steals your thunder, since it's not well-hidden enough-

  4. kempay

    'Bathtub' spelled backwards is still 'bathtub'. It's not, but for a second there, you believed me.

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    2. Ol' Spanktooth

      Ol' Spanktooth

      Buthtab!

    3. Rocky

      Rocky

      I do feel like having a buth right now.

    4. kempay

      kempay

      THE JOKE WORKS ON TEH INTERWEBZ!

  5. kempay

    I'm afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run if you will, so I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. - Tobias Fünke

  6. kempay

    You're not just anyone. One day you're gonna have to make a choice, you have to decide what kind of man you want to grow up to be whoever that man is good character or bad. He's gonna change the world...

  7. kempay

    The Ultimate Warrior will always be the fastest man alive...

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    2. KONGO

      KONGO

      Even when he's dead?

    3. Schlitzbrille

      Schlitzbrille

      Yes. Even when he's dead.

    4. TEOL

      TEOL

      The Olympics is only open to Earth humans though.

  8. kempay

    that awesome feeling when RIP defeated Zeus and Mr. Brell in NO HOLDS BARRED.

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    2. tenaciousg

      tenaciousg

      Or am I thinking of another cheesily bad Hogan film?

    3. Your Mom

      Your Mom

      It was poo...poo

    4. Your Mom

      Your Mom

      It was poo...poo

  9. kempay

    that awesome feeling when Robocop saved Sting.

  10. kempay

    WCW!

  11. kempay

    back to the future marathon. whoa, doc. this is heavy.

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Weight has nothing to do with it!

    2. Noah

      Noah

      Are you telling me that you built a time machine... out of a DeLorean?

  12. kempay

    Boneshaker. 7.1%

  13. kempay

    What was Camelot famous for? Its knight life.

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    2. The Brian J

      The Brian J

      No, it's famous for being only a model.

    3. Mick

      Mick

      I ask of you...are you my master? :shifty:

    4. KONGO

      KONGO

      Its multiple orgasms.

  14. kempay

    Get to the Choppah!

  15. kempay

    RIP 'EM!

  16. kempay

    NO HOLDS BARRED ON DVD!! BEST NEWS EVAH!!!! RIP 'EM!!!!

  17. kempay

    "It's easier to stay out than get out." - Mark Twain

    1. MortonElephant

      MortonElephant

      In bed.

    2. Rocky

      Rocky

      Definitely not vagina.

  18. kempay

    Bring Sally Up Bring Sally down lift and squat gotta tear the ground old miss lucy's dead and gone left me here to weep and moan if you hate it cross your arms if you love it clap your hands.

  19. kempay

    Guess what? We don't like you either! #Flyers #Penguins #Crosby

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    2. Draevyn

      Draevyn

      This isn't Twitter...

    3. kempay

      kempay

      #forky

    4. Hobo

      Hobo

      Why steal #flierthananostrich 's gimmick?

  20. kempay

    Jim Carrey is the Original YES Man. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1068680/

  21. kempay

    Halo 4 on November 6th. Last time I played Halo online, I heard a grown man trash-talking a bunch of little kids. It's a video game.

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Last time I played Halo online, I heard a grown man trash-talking a bunch of little kids in the vocal style of a little kid. His name was LL.

    2. New Damage

      New Damage

      YAY ANOTHER FPS

    3. LL!

      LL!

      I am awesome.

  22. kempay

    What is a crowbar? A place were crows go to get a drink!

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      It's too orangey for crows.

  23. kempay

    You know when you walk into a room and forget why you went in there? Thats God playing sims, he just canceled your action.

    1. Sousa

      Sousa

      DAMN IT GOD ALL I WANT TO DO IS EAT CAN'T YOU SEE ME WAVING MY ARMS OVER MY HEAD

    2. GA!

      GA!

      So that's why my penis is pixellated.

  24. kempay

    MSC rocks! EWR on MAC? Oh Yeah!

    1. kempay

      kempay

      http://www.ewbattleground.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=87697 for those who are interested. It works!
    2. MSC

      MSC

      Glad I could be of assistance.

  25. kempay

    Beer. It does a body good.

    1. livid

      livid

      And the mind even better.

    2. C-MIL

      C-MIL

      You should make T-shirts and bumper stickers.

    3. Josh

      Josh

      Have the gut you never wanted! (But probably already have if you're reading this.)

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