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  1. Whether it's Paris Hilton or Kim Kardashian or whoever, stupidity is certainly celebrated.

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    2. Josh

      Josh

      His real name is Samuel Clemens III.

    3. Adam

      Adam

      That's weird, Mad Men's John Hamm is in the news today for saying this exact line. How strange...

    4. Trench

      Trench

      That must be John Hamm checks in on EWB to steal quotes.

  2. Boilin' Shoes for Dinner.

    1. Skummy

      Skummy

      if he boils shoes, he's not a vegan.

  3. Is it Beer O' Clock yet?

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Depends, are you using the Cloudy Clock?

    2. Lint

      Lint

      It was Beer O'Clock beer hours and beer minutes ago..

  4. Judy Bagwell was hot. Especially in that neck brace. #wrestlingmoms

    1. GA!

      GA!

      Buff Bagwell's mom has got it going on.

  5. I'm so quick, I could spit in the wind, duck, and let it hit the old lady behind me!

  6. Broken necks, splattered patellas, severed arteries: These are the things from which dreams are made of.

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    2. Josh

      Josh

      How can a patella be splattered?

    3. brenchill

      brenchill

      I'd wager that kempay doesn't even know what a patella is.

    4. kempay

      kempay

      Gimme your winnings. I know what a patella is, thanks to my cousin with the bum knee. Haha.

  7. Miserable is a good thing, though. If you start the day miserable, nobody else can screw up your day.

  8. It's the sad thing about entertainment, it's not always about who is the best.

  9. I've been everywhere from soaring with the eagles to slithering with the snakes.

    1. C-MIL

      C-MIL

      I've wined and dined with kings and queens and slept in alleyways eatin' pork 'n' beans.

  10. I am erecting a Christmas tree, completed with lights.

  11. for years, the warrior has been rambling about non-sense...but first time, he made sense about the occupy wallstreet.

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    2. Sousa

      Sousa

      The WHY U USE TECHNOLOGY point has been beaten to death already elsewhere, but no, the Ultimate Warrior does not make sense.

    3. Skummy

      Skummy

      so basically his argument is "by living in a capitalist society, you give up your right to complain about capitalism?"...yeah, that doesn't work. SKRONK.

    4. TEOL

      TEOL

      I don't know what you're talking about. Warrior's always made sense to me.

  12. not now, mom. we're playing texans vs mexicans. oh south park, the cartoon that gets funnier every season.

  13. spoiler alert. john cena wrestles john cena tonight on raw. but supercena will come and crush the two cenas.

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    2. Gazz

      Gazz

      Old. Already been done.

    3. Damian WayLNKe

      Damian WayLNKe

      Where does Johhhhhhhhhhn CEEEEEEENNNAAAAAA fit into all this though?

    4. Benji

      Benji

      Don't be ridiculous. John Cena doesn't ever get crushed.

  14. is going 88miles per hour. you're going to see some serious shit.

    1. The Brian J

      The Brian J

      Why would I see serious shit if YOU'RE going 88 MPH.

    2. King Ellis
    3. NM!
  15. THE MADNESS LIVES ON!

  16. Canucks....will......win...tonight.

    1. Maxx

      Maxx

      What the fuck dude!? Fucking spoilers. God.

  17. got my dose of stupidity tonight. thanks jersey shore!

  18. is back and bangin' Terri Runnels in her Tunnel.

  19. don't stop believing because im on a midnight train to nowhere.

  20. The Internet is Over....Said Prince. Purple Rain, FTW.

  21. Where's Essa Rios?

    1. IDOL

      IDOL

      Michael Tarver ate him

    2. Hobo
  22. Deep in the past, We can trigger to the barrel blast, On the avenue, Where I would crash into you, What's done is done and life is a gun.

  23. I feel bored these days, perhaps I'll whip up a few background loading screens.
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