EWB's Top 50 Women: Part III

[Krazy_K]

YEAH BILSON!

FUCK ME!

[Guest JsnakeJ]

Lol. Meh as long as one makes it I'm good. I'm fine with asian chicks but I just think thats a little high.

Enough with my bitching.

[Lowerdeck]

That pic of Bilson which ROC posted ... she looks a bit anorexic in that.

I'm also disturbed on the fact she's not in the Top 5, nevermind the Top 10.

Edited October 27, 2005 by Lowerdeck

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

Beckinsale's pretty nice.

Bilson however, just blends into the background with a big "meh"

[probablyoliver]

Beckinsale is hot in Benji's pic. In ROC's she looks way too airbrushed.

Bilson - I would.

[Sabu]

God, I love Bilson so much. And Beckingsale too.

[Guest Ringo Masterson]

Beckinsale was hotter before the new boobs and face IMO. Bilson's cute though.

[ROC]

10. Salma Hayek

Place in List II: #25

Place in List I: #36

Ah yes, Hayek. This sexpot has seemingly been in nearly every Robert Rodriguez film in the past ten years (oh and Spy Kids 3D, but we'll sidestep that one instead and remember Desperado instead... ). Well, that and shit movies like Wild Wild West, but it hasn't taken away from her hotness. Next year she stars with friend Penelope Cruz in Bandidas. And my pants are already down in anticipation for that...

My Opinion: Oh yeah, she's top ten worthy. Maybe even top five. (Y)

9. Scarlett Johansson

Place in List II: N/A

Place in List I: N/A

I'd love to say her biggest rise to fame had been from her role in the epic Golden Rebirth Pictures diary, but that'd be a lie. Actually, the role that rose her to fame was Sofia Coppola's Lost in Translation. Then, she showed off her talents in a mix of electic roles from the teen comedy The Perfect Score, the clever office comedic drama In Good Company, and most recently Michael Bay's big bomb The Island. But seeing as how successful she has become at being the romantic pawn in films, expect her to stay around long after Bay disappears.

My Opinion: Simple in elegance and at being demure and yet really fucking hot at the same time. (Y)

[Lowerdeck]

Didn't Johannsen used to be a redhead?

And is it me, or did she get hot all of a sudden? I thought she was kinda average before, but that pic = damn.

[naiwf]

Hayek should have been top 3 behind only Jolie and Alba. Johansson doesn't "wow" me, but she's hot enough to be somewhat worthy of the 9th spot.

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

Johansson's role in Lost In Translation ruined her for me.

For me Hayek's okay....but only okay.

[probablyoliver]

Yeah, Johnansson used to be a redhead, and she was so much hotter than, now she's doable, but nothing special. But she enjoys sex in elevators, apparently, which is all good.

Hayek, by gawd I would! I love her.

[syck]

I too agree that Johnansson is nothing special, but should atleast crack the Top 20, but not the Top Nine.

But for Hayek, there are no words in the human vocabulary to begin to describe how hot she is.

[Carnage]

But she enjoys sex in elevators, apparently, which is all good.

[probablyoliver]

She did an interview with an English magazine and apparently said that she enjoyed sex in elevators. Apparently she liked 'Going down when she was going up', or something.

[Clawson]

Didn't she also bang Benico del Toro in one?

[zero]

She did an interview with an English magazine and apparently said that she enjoyed sex in elevators. Apparently she liked 'Going down when she was going up', or something.

Isn't that an Aerosmith lyric?

[probablyoliver]

So sue me, the song was in my head.

God, I hate Aerosmith, and now I quoted them.

[Lowerdeck]

Didn't she also bang Benico del Toro in one?

I believe so. I think she's got a fetish for hideous, b-rate actors in their 40s

[Tarheels.]

i wonder if she has a thing for 17 year old nobodies?