Razzie Nominations Announced!

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The Razzie ceremonies will be held the night before the Oscars, Mar. 4, at the Hollywood's Ivar Theater.

Here's the complete list of Razzie contenders:

Worst Picture:

* Son of the Mask

* Deuce Bigalow: European Gigalow

* House of Wax

* Dirty Love

* The Dukes of Hazzard

Worst Actor:

* Tom Cruise (War of the Worlds)

* Rob Schneider (Deuce Bigalow: European Gigalow)

* Jamie Kennedy (Son of the Mask)

* Will Ferrell (Bewitched & Kicking and Screaming)

* The Rock (Doom)

Worst Actress:

* Jenny McCarthy (Dirty Love)

* Jessica Alba (Fantastic Four, Into the Blue)

* Hilary Duff (Cheaper by the Dozen 2, The Perfect Man)

* Jennifer Lopez (Monster-in-Law)

* Tara Reid (Alone in the Dark)

Worst Supporting Actor:

* Alan Cumming (Son of the Mask)

* Bob Hoskins (Son of the Mask)

* Hayden Christensen (Star Wars: Episode III--Revenge of the Sith)

* Eugene Levy (Cheaper by the Dozen 2, The Man)

* Burt Reynolds (The Dukes of Hazzard, The Longest Yard)

Worst Supporting Actress:

* Paris Hilton (House of Wax)

* Katie Holmes (Batman Begins)

* Carmen Electra (Dirty Love)

* Jessica Simpson (The Dukes of Hazzard)

* Ashlee Simpson (Undiscovered)

Worst Director:

* John Asher (Dirty Love)

* Ewe Boll (Alone in the Dark)

* Jay Chandrasekhar (The Dukes of Hazzard)

* Nora Ephron (Bewitched)

* Lawrence Gutterman (Son of the Mask).

Worst Screenplay:

* Jenny McCarthy (Dirty Love)

* Rob Schneider, David Garrett & Jason Ward (Deuce Bigalow: European Gigalow)

* Nora Ephron, Delia Ephron & Adam McKay (Bewitched)

* John O'Brien (The Dukes of Hazzard)

* Lance Khazei (Son of the Mask).

Worst Sequel or Remake:

* Bewitched

* Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo

* Dukes of Hazzard

* House of Wax

* Son of the Mask

Worst Screen Couple:

* Jamie Kennedy and Anybody Stuck Sharing the Screen with Him (Son of the Mask)

* Will Ferrell and Nicole Kidman (Bewitched)

* Jenny McCarthy and Anyone Dumb Enough to Befriend or Date Her (Dirty Love)

* Rob Schneider and his Diapers (Deuce Bigalow: European Gigalow)

* Jessica Simpson and her Daisy Dukes (The Dukes of Hazzard)

Most Tiresome Tabloid Target:

* Tom Cruise and...His Anti-Psychiatry Rant, Oprah Winfrey's Couch, the Eiffel Tower and "Tom's Baby"

* Paris Hilton and...Who-EVER!

* Mr. and Mrs. Britney, Their Baby and Their Camcorder

* The Simpsons--Ashlee, Jessica and Nick

Edited January 30, 2006 by Zero

[SlickNick187]

The Son of the Mask is one of the worse movies I have ever watched, so I would not be surprised to see it win all its nominations.

[ROC]

Son of the Mask better be winning all of those awards, goddammit.

[Toe]

I don't know, Uwe Boll might have something to say about that one!

[ROC]

I don't know, Uwe Boll might have something to say about that one!

[Laice07]

I do agree on Son of The Mask winning everything, at least you can laugh atctually at the baddness at some of Uwe Boll's films, while it would be almost impossible to break a smile watching Son of The Turd. I'll never let my dad give my brothers a bootlegged family film ever again.

[Quom]

Deuce was fucking awful. Dukes deserves an academy award in comparison to it.

[Skummy]

If Paris Hilton doesn't get *something*, I will be annoyed. She's one of the most baffling celebrities out there, and a complete waste of space.

[Lowerdeck]

House of Wax was fucking horrible. The only good thing out of that movie was Paris Hilton getting killed. And her performance, her death didn't even make it good.

Edited January 31, 2006 by Lowerdeck

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

Only seen the first Deuce which was vaguely amusing.

Stuff that SHOULDN'T win is:

Tom Cruise

Hayden Christensen (much better than EpII)

Katie Holmes (she was decent)

[ACCBiggz]

Worst Picture:

* Son of the Mask

Worst Actor:

* Jamie Kennedy (Son of the Mask)

Worst Actress:

* Tara Reid (Alone in the Dark)

Worst Supporting Actor:

* Alan Cumming (Son of the Mask)

* Bob Hoskins (Son of the Mask)

Worst Supporting Actress:

* Paris Hilton (House of Wax)

* Ashlee Simpson (Undiscovered)

Worst Director:

* Lawrence Gutterman (Son of the Mask).

Worst Screenplay:

* Jenny McCarthy (Dirty Love)

* Lance Khazei (Son of the Mask).

Worst Sequel or Remake:

* Son of the Mask

Worst Screen Couple:

* Jamie Kennedy and Anybody Stuck Sharing the Screen with Him (Son of the Mask)

Most Tiresome Tabloid Target:

* Paris Hilton and...Who-EVER!

[Pepsi]

Yeah, think the people who nominate these don't like Tom Cruise because honestly his performance in War of the Worlds was one of his better. And why was The Rock nominated? He didn't have that much to do in Doom anyways besides shoot guns. Also, Will Farrell? Ok Kicking & Screaming sorta sucked and Bewitched was pretty bad but if he wasn't in either of them they would have been 10 times worse which is saying something about his performances.

Bah, and Alone in the Dark should dominate this list.

[figos]

Hayden shouldn't have been nominated. But since Stiller was nominated for Dodgeball last year(WHAT?!) these awards lost all their credibility(did they ever had any?) :thumbsdown:

[John Stones' Paint Trophy]

I like Christensen in EpIII. I thought he played angry/psychopathic better than whiny.

But Bigalow and AITD have to clean up. Uwe Boll's track record is abysmal and as such, should win Worst Director.

[GoGo Yubari]

The Razzies has lost all of its novelty appeal, especially with extremely forced nominations like Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise (OMG GET IT??? BECAUSE THEY WERE IN THE NEWS A LOT HAHAHAAHAHAHA).

It's only really funny anymore when people actually accept their awards.

[John Stones' Paint Trophy]

They actually accept their awards?

That would make speech writing difficult.

[Pepsi]

They actually accept their awards?

That would make speech writing difficult.

[John Stones' Paint Trophy]

That's brilliant.

Did she laugh about it? Or berate the film's writers/directors/whoever?

[Pepsi]

That's brilliant.

Did she laugh about it? Or berate the film's writers/directors/whoever?

[GoGo Yubari]

Supposedly Halle referred to Catwoman as being "godawful" in her acceptance speech, but she was generally being good-natured about the award win.

Tom Green also accepted the Razzies Freddy Got Fingered won, and the director of Showgirls showed up to the awards ceremony to get his award.

In addition, Bill Cosby (for Leonard Part 6), Brian Helgeland (for writing The Postman), and Ben Affleck (for Gigli... and Paycheck... and Daredevil *sigh*) requested that their awards be sent to them after the ceremony. Affleck broke his Razzie on Larry King Live after recieving it.