Big Brother 2006 (UK)

[John Stones' Paint Trophy]

If she'd shut the fuck up, I wouldn't mind her being in.

Lea can just go away and die. So can Grace. The only redeeming parts of this series now are Pete and the hope that they'll bring someone good in on Friday.

[Bigal]

The series has kinda died on its arse the last week or so. Solution: bring back Shahbaz. It'd be worth it just to see the looks on the other housemates' faces.

[TheArsenal]

Is it just me or is Nikki the most pathetic excuse for a human life that's ever existed?

[ONO]

Nikki isn't AS bad as people make her out to be. It's that cunt Lea that people need to look at. Seriously, she needs fucking slapped.

[Sir Alan LCSugar]

I know Pete will win, but i'd love Glynn to come second, he makes me laugh, with his stupid songs.

Sam to go tonight, she/he bores me.

Edited June 9, 2006 by MR. LCS

[lafunky xxvii]

Glynn is genius. When he was cooking that pasta and it was boiling over and Imogen tried to tell him.

"It's supposed to be like that."

Whatta ledge.

[Jam]

I pissed meself laughing at Glyn last night, "Which ones the oven, is it the one with the hobs"

To be fair I wouldn't know meself

[Benji]

Get Grace out! Gwahahaha.

[Rich]

pffft leah mark 2 is off on the house

[Sir Alan LCSugar]

Wow, a stand-in from series Five gets in on the 'Random' draw. Fix, anyone?

[Darloboy]

I fucking hate the saddos who make up the audience on eviction nights, their stupid chants do my head in. Who cares what some sad, jealous women think of the housemates, I know I don't.

[Guest Small Red]

You must take golden showers every day.

[YI]

Number 34. I'm with Glynn put number 34 in. I love the fact when the camera first went on her Pete (I think) went "She's nice".

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

Ugh Nikki's still in, what a disaster.

Tell ya what those, this 43 year old lass looks much younger than Lea.

Also, why's Grace so upset? Very strange?

[John Stones' Paint Trophy]

Is it wrong that every time Nikki complains and moans, I want to sex her even more?

The house needed a funny bloke in and not Lea MkII.

[Scott McFly]

Also, why's Grace so upset? Very strange?

[Benji]

Perhaps the fact she's complaining about everyone else being two faced and bitchy and she's the one doing most of it?

[PkmnTrainerJ]

GET GRACE OUT!

Brilliant, I love the BB crowds.

[Asuka's Gonna Kill You]

Grace is annoying, all she does is moan behind peoples backs. She's constantly jealous of other people too. That Ashleine or whatever her name is has started to do my head in too, she thinks she's the Lady of Rage or something and it was annoying as heck when she tried stopping Nikki and Pete getting together last night.

Simply put, Grace HAS to go. I don't know how she wasn't up last week. Once she's up, she'll be leaving without a doubt, so let's pray this new girl does the right thing and puts her up for eviction.

I'd like Pete or Nikki to win it personally.

[lafunky xxvii]

What was brilliant about the 'random drawing' for the BB golden ticket winner was that they had a feature in the Daily Star today about the ticket holders, and the person with the most prominent picture and most focus was on the woman who was proud of her boob job. All the other winners were random 30-50 year olds, nothing about them, all John Tickle in disguise. Random draw time, drumroll please, the woman that fits the BB7 stereotype the most is randomly drawn in.

I was shocked.