World Cup 2006

[Toe]

CROUCH!

You have just made yourself look like a genious!

All those misses, you were just luring the defence into a false sense of security! You cheeky bastard! And Beckham...what a fucking cross.

[therockbox]

Fuck it, make Beckham King.

[Nerf]

I take back everything bad I just said about Peter Crouch.

[Guest Pringle]

Holy Shit!

CROUCH!

[Buford Ripley]

Finally the lanky bastard does what he's supposed to.

[The Kraig]

T&T to get an equaliser? I give it 9/1.

[GA!]

GET IN!!

[therockbox]

Goal from the corner.

[Nerf]

Don't get sloppy now, guys, for Jesus sake. Keep the pressure on, we're getting a win tonight!

[The Quasi Juice]

Don't you dare say Eriksson was a genius for letting Crouch stay on the pitch 'cause he was shit all match.

[therockbox]

We've gone and done a Germany.

[IAceI]

Beckham and Crouch with the goal :-\ How odd.

[Asuka's Gonna Kill You]

Don't you dare say Eriksson was a genius for letting Crouch stay on the pitch 'cause he was shit all match.

[Guest Ringo Mars]

So it was like watching Rocky I.

YO ADRIAN.

[Nerf]

Four minutes plus piss-around time. We've gotta do this!

[The Kraig]

Well, I suppose Rooney does already have two cauliflower ears, and the England fans do sound as incoherant as Sylvester Stallone. Excellent comparison Ringo.

[Xero Gravity]

Does Downing not understand the concept of keeping possession? The guys in red aren't your team mates you prat.

[The Quasi Juice]

Our announcer just said the next match is Paraguay - Portugal...

[therockbox]

It is, isn't it?

[Nerf]

Someone earlier said it was Sweden/Paraguay.