K-Fed Fails

[Scruffy The Janitor]

Well this will be interesting (although this has only been confirmed by a tabloid yet, and quite a few people are questioning its legitimacy)

SUPERSTAR Britney Spears is facing a mega divorce payout because she did it again and again and again...on a HONEYMOON sex video.

Dumped husband Kevin Federline has been touting the four-hour tape for sale and has already been offered £26 MILLION.

A film company wants to make it available online to fans around the world.

One close pal said: "This vid is dynamite and Kev knows it."

And the News of the World can also reveal that Britney slapped divorce papers on Federline—who had already been linked with hookers—after she caught him in a bedroom with another woman. .......

SEE FULL ARTICLE AT: http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/story_page.../showbiz1.shtml

[ROC]

Wait, so this means Federline would have the money to make another album? I'm all for hot celebs getting naked but we better stop that shit.

[Lowerdeck]

Yeah, I really don't buy that shit. And even if he sold it, who wouldn't see Britney's lawsuit coming to prevent the tape's release?

[Scruffy The Janitor]

Yeah, I really don't buy that shit. And even if he sold it, who wouldn't see Britney's lawsuit coming to prevent the tape's release?

[Lowerdeck]

Yeah, but did either of them have a chance to play damage control?

[Ananas]

Yeah, I really don't buy that shit. And even if he sold it, who wouldn't see Britney's lawsuit coming to prevent the tape's release?

[Chasing Lamely]

It's just funny that this whole argument started because Chasing Lamely didn't get the Family Guy reference. >_>

[Ananas]

From Family Guy - "The King is Dead"

Stewie: You know, it is so fashionable to take a shot at Jay Leno. Look, the fact is the man is out there every bloody night with fresh material and he's charming.

[Chasing Lamely]

What season is that? I don't remember it... But if it's season five, I haven't bought the DVDs yet...

[GhostMachine]

Yeah, I really don't buy that shit. And even if he sold it, who wouldn't see Britney's lawsuit coming to prevent the tape's release?

Didn't happen for Chyna, or Paris who were both very anti their tape releases.

[Fanku Kaibutsu]

y'know, by this point in human history you'd think famous people would know that videotaping yourself fucking isn't a good idea.

[Frederick Jameson]

Los Angeles, CA (AHN) - Britney Spears is not ready to play nice and will do anything to send the lame "Popozao" rapper - who probably doesn't even understand the lyrics to his song - right into the dog house.

It seems like Britney Spears wants to make her soon-to-be ex's life a living hell before he tries to turn the tables around on her. Reports say that she's so desperate to ruin Fed Ex's image that she is strongly considering just "giving away" a copy of her alleged sex tape.

The raunchy sex tape - or perhaps boring sex tape a la Paris Hilton - is said to have been made during the couple's honeymoon two years ago, in the middle of nowhere.

DigitalJournal.com notes that BritBrit is "seriously thinking about" giving away the tape, which is sure to be the most watched sex tape in the nation. Sad but true. Sources also say the tape is four hours long.

During a recent trip to Lousiana, the pop princess stopped by her favorite eatery - Burger Basket. The owner of Burger Basket, Nyla Price says BritBrit wants to give away the tape to prevent K-Fed from making any mula off the sales.

According to Gossip.commongate.com, Nyla said, "Brit figures she'll beat that sucker to the punch, just like she did by giving away pictures of Jayden James.

She added, "Half of nuthin' is nuthin', and that's what her lying skunk of a husband will get if she gives that video away before he can find some sleazeball to buy it."

Nyla also says the tape is actually forty-five minutes long and not four hours.

[MalaCloudy Black]

half of nuthin' is nuthin'.

[Frederick Jameson]

Even if he tries to release it first will any distributor buy it if Britney will release it for free soon afterwards

Hell if it's out or going to be released she's got nothing to lose by releasing it herself anyway only screwing K-Fed up who will 100% release it

[NobBe Nobbs]

Is there is a possible way this makes Britney worse off? She gets love from everyone who hates Fed Ex (by which I mean everyone), and then respect for not paying him anything.

[Clawson]

This is a complete confliction. On one hand it's Britney Spears on the job, on the other a naked K-Fed may cause permanent mental damages.

[MalaCloudy Black]

I'm curious about K-Fed's wangdangler and how well he can use it.

[Fanku Kaibutsu]

Am I the only person who hates how tabloids give celebrities stupid nicknames, like 'BritBrit'?

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Am I the only person who hates how tabloids give celebrities stupid nicknames, like 'BritBrit'?

[Frederick Jameson]

If she does have a copy I think she will release it just so K-Fed can't get any money for it after all if K-Fed is going to release it anyway she will have nothing to lose by doing so herself.

If she hasn't got a copy I guess K-Fed will sell it as the distributors will only wait so long for her free copy of course she could wait to see if he sells it then release it afterwards for free to some website ect.

After all who's going to pay X amount for a copy/download when another site will be giving it away hell even Britney herself could set a free download site up