Anyone wanna play NationStates again?

[CKN]

The Alliance to End Heatleymania

[Hugar Twriker Eats Spam]

My six million people will fuck you up!

[TEOL]

Zaz has been trumped.

Hero and Castagnoli = best country ever.

[oldskool]

Bah, my nation was deleted

[Chris the Human]

Someone suggest a name for my country.

Edited February 12, 2007 by Misanthrope

[Lowerdeck]

Can we invade someone else already?

If you want, I can just go ahead and annex you.

[Robsturgh]

TAL ALAH KWANDOR SHALL BRING SWEET DEATH AND CATTLE TO YOUR FAMILY.

[JKDaRock]

The best part of this game is getting a Bulliten that says 'CHIKARA's on the Dinner Table'. Needless to say Hero and Castagnoli aren't letting their worthless citizens eat CHIKARA.

[Gene Kiniski]

The Unites States of KillApSham is now upon the region!

Although I wonder who that is anyway.

Edited February 12, 2007 by KOUFee Crisp

[Pesci]

I'm Djimi Traore, by the way.

It seemed appropriate.

[Hajjhowe]

Hajjhowe The 1st is ranked 2nd in the region and 18,095th in the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector

[Buford Ripley]

I am a fair and loving ruler!

[Gene Kiniski]

I could have sworn I had a million more people yesterday than I do today. Do someone eat my population as a side dish to CHIKARA?

And endorse me you fuckers.

Edited February 14, 2007 by KOUFee Crisp

[Enter Blue Guy]

Well then, the People's Republic of ImaSTONEDia has joined the partay.

The People's Republic of ImaSTONEDia is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its absence of drug laws. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 5 million hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Religion & Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defence. The average income tax rate is 19%. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Beef-Based Agriculture.

Crime is a serious problem, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. ImaSTONEDia's national animal is the 3 legged flying alpaca, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the manly purple dollar.

Edited February 14, 2007 by Enter Blue Guy

[Scruffy The Janitor]

The Holy Republic of Johnstonians has joined the foray.

Edited February 14, 2007 by Steaming Pile Of Shit

[writeeagle]

I usually only stay attatched to this game for a couple weeks. I'll try to hang in longer this time. Fear the Kayfabe nation!

[apsham]

Someone write a good World Factbook entry and I'll pick the best to go in. Yesh.

[Plubby]

Oh, WE write the factbook?

No wonder it's not up

[apsham]

Hey, I like involvement in state issues. If you don't like it, then you can geeeeeeeeeeeeet out.

[MalaCloudy Black]

The Armed Republic of Dead or dying pandas is a massive, economically powerful nation, notable for its absence of drug laws. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.236 billion are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Education. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Soda Sales industries.

Truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news, meat is a luxury afforded only to the wealthy, membership in the state-owned Church of Dead or dying pandas is mandatory and all other faith organisations are banned, and a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dead or dying pandas's national animal is the panda hunter, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the panda fur.

Dead or dying pandas is ranked 2nd in the region and 2,155th in the world for Largest Insurance Industry.

Yay me!